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Song Parodies -> "Salivary Gland"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Salivary Gland"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Mel Gibson was dry
'Til the time
That I fountained

Gargled in

Gargoyle grin

Then chew came along
Drugged me strong
That's when I fought

Me and chew

Chaw-spat I'd spew

Gross flow that I spill
Washes swill, brightens grind-teeth!

My swirl-pool's spray
Spits old stray flakes of grime-meat!

I'll be what I am

A salivary gland

Salivary gland

I've had it with deer,
Eatin' bear,
Doves an' small birds

Gamey things'

Fibrous strings

I know spitting's fun
When your tongue
Curled and flung me

Flying clam

Says " I am! "

Those toads that I swill
Might instill
Wired mind-dreams!

The pills you take
At those rave places dry me!

I'll be what I am

A salivary gland

Salivary gland

( instrumental )

Y'all know that I will
Sputter 'til I can't find me,

The hurl-drool they say loads stray sprays inside me!

I'll be what I am

A salivary gland

Salivary gland...Salivary gland...Salivary gland

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This is just gland! Gave me happy spit reading it......It really is pretty weird that we'd both come up with a far-out theme like this...and on the same day...Maybe we should make a chaw album..I'm spitting fives
alvin rhodes - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
flows of those "why didn't i think of THAT" songs
Stephen Harrington - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 5s for an ammusing parody.
Royce Miller - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Johnny--it's parodies like this that make me appreciate and long for, the original lyrics! So in my opinion, you've done a good job.
Adagio - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, thufffferin' thuccotashhh! (said with drool a-plenty). That was a clever subject! 5's
PMS - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This song is slicker than spit!
MrMacphisto - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Lots of spittle to go around this week... water on the brain, perhaps? 5-5-5
Lionel Mertens - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Good slob
Johnny D - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, alvin, Stephen, Royce, Adagio, PMS, MrMacphisto, and Lionel.

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