Vegas rules, it's cool most of the time
Things happens there, stay tight
Hookers hook and the bookies book
That is until Tommy Lee and Kid Rock
Clashed on Sunday night ..

Some say they were fighting over Pam
Tho, they're both "Has Beens"..and matter no more
Kid Rock bitch slapped Tommy Lee
One more punch, Tommy Lee hit the floor..

I'm Pam's, each said
And tempers sprang
At MTV Awards..
Alicia Keys sang
I'm Pam's, each cried
Kid Rocked Lee's eye
Security came by, and kicked out each guy
It never stopped the show

The lovely Pamela was there, her escort's name was Hans Klok,
Some new magician..
No interest in old flames, and with all of this skirmish
Boyfriend, make me vanish..I'll bet she was wishin'..

Altho' the small fracas was over fast
Big news blast, tabloids won't let it go
And they say that Kid Rock, could look at six months, or so

I'm Pam's, each said
And tempers sprang
At MTV Awards,
Alicia Keys sang..
I'm Pam's, each cried
Kid Rocked Lee's eye
Security came by, and kicked out each guy

I'm Pam's, each said
I'm Pam's, each said
I'm Pam's...