Song Parodies -> Cranberry Juice
| Original Song Title: | "Song Sung Blue" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Diamond |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cranberry Juice" |
| Parody Written by: | Arwen |
I penned this one after an argument with a friend who crazily thinks that cranberry juice is not a delectable treat.
Cranberry Juice
Not everybody'd love one
Cranberry Juice
Not too many wanna chug one
Me and you are subject to some juice now and then
But when you take the juice and pour you some
You drink it down again
Drink it down again
Cranberry Juice
I like it more than Cherry
Cranberry Juice
Or any other Berry
Funny thing, but you can drink it with a smile on your face
And though it's tart, you start to feeling good
Nothing could take its place.
Cranberry Juice
Not everybody'd love one
Cranberry Juice
Not too many wanna chug one
Not everybody'd love one
Cranberry Juice
Not too many wanna chug one
Me and you are subject to some juice now and then
But when you take the juice and pour you some
You drink it down again
Drink it down again
Cranberry Juice
I like it more than Cherry
Cranberry Juice
Or any other Berry
Funny thing, but you can drink it with a smile on your face
And though it's tart, you start to feeling good
Nothing could take its place.
Cranberry Juice
Not everybody'd love one
Cranberry Juice
Not too many wanna chug one
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nice...
And it can heal
The way you feel
When it hurts to pee
Because that magic purple juice is full
Of ol' Vitamin C
The way you feel
When it hurts to pee
Because that magic purple juice is full
Of ol' Vitamin C
I like cranberry juice too!
Cranberry juice lovers UNITE! Thanks, Pickle!
OK.....444s here (I'm such a bitch :-)) I'm still readin'......
Okay...I'll let the 4s slide...this was an early work...I never claimed it to be one of my best...thanks for stopping in...=)
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