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Song Parodies -> "Earle, You'll Be a Woman Soon"

Original Song Title:

"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Earle, You'll Be a Woman Soon"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Earle, You'll Be a Woman Soon

Love to be butch and pounce on those dames,
Not a girl, physically; you know you are
In your mind.

You're getting' so tired of shavin' this down
That sprouts on your face in hues of light brown—
You cut every time.
But you have made up your mind
Down below:

Earle, you'll be a woman soon—
Freed of your come gland
Earle, you'll be a woman soon—
Poon instead of glans.

You've been misunderstood for all of your life,
So you're gonna go and get cut by a knife—
A boy's no good.

Well you have finally found what you're lookin' for:
After you have been lanced, endoscopic core—
No more wood.
And a labial hood.
D*cks up in you.

Earle, you'll be a woman soon—
Freed of your come gland
Earle, you'll be a woman soon—
Poon instead of glans.

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Ashkicksass - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This one is my favorite. Hee hee!!
Arwen - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This is exactly why I won't date a guy named Earle...; )...5s, John!
Kristof Robertson - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
John, you've been a busy boy/girl/whatever...brill! 555
John Barry - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Ash--Thanks! Arwen--Me either. Kristof--Thanks to you, sir/ma'am.
Johnny D - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Admit it already, JB --- you're just a lesbian trapped in a man's body! LOL, 5's!
John Barry - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
JD, you've unmasked me.
Meriadoc - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you just successfully ruined one of my favorite songs... ;-D
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
All I know of the original is the title line (thanks primarily to its inclusion in Pulp Fiction), but, hey, great title!

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