-> "If Neil Diamond Wrote "Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald""
Original Song Title:
"Cracklin' Rosie" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"If Neil Diamond Wrote "Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald""
Ed Fitzgerald, come on board
We're gonna sail 'til we reach that other shore
What is in store?
Got us a date with some stormy weather
Cloudy skies at twilight came
Deck starts to tilt and the winds are blowing strong
Things start going wrong
Don't need to look far to know that we're in trouble deep
Edmund went the extra mile
She was the ship that broke the records
Captain had that special style
Ed Fitzgerald, you're a massive vessel
Rogue wave grabbed you and began to wrestle
The hatches are flooding
Our ship is going down!
Cracklin' lightning streaks through the sky
Hurricane winds by the hour, such a fright
May last all night
Our end is in sight
Looks like we're doomed, really ain't no question now
Gonna lose the Edmund Fitz
Hatches awash, the ship is sinking
Radar screen is on the fritz
Edmund Fitzgerald, you're a storm-tossed freighter
Hole in the hull like a lunar crater
Too late for the life boats
The ship is going down
Save us now
Save us now
Save us now, Sweet Jesus!
Ed Fitzgerald fifteen more miles
If we had made Whitefish Bay, been all right
Safe through the night
A refuge in sight
Sank in flash, folks still asking questions, how?
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