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Song Parodies -> "Conspiracy Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Conspiracy Man"

Parody Written by:

Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman

The Lyrics

Reptiles are here
You should fear
'Cause they rule us
U.F.O
Bush on board

The Masons are strong
Got Eva Braun
They have her froze
In a vault
Right next to Walt

They have my phone tapped
I will strap a foil hat on
In caves I will lodge
I will dodge New World Order
I'll be underground
Conspiracy man
Conspiracy man

I'm living in fear
'Till the year
Two thousand twelve
Yes my friend
World will end

I know it sounds wild
I'm with child
'Twas an alien
Pregnated me
M.I.B

They have my phone tapped
I will strap a foil hat on
In caves I will lodge
I will dodge New World Order
I'll be underground
Conspiracy man
Conspiracy man

Ohhh no no no no, no no no no, Ohhhh no no no no, no no no no

They have my phone tapped
I will strap a foil hat on
In caves I will lodge
I will dodge New World Order
I'll be underground
Conspiracy man
Conspiracy man

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John Jenkins - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good job of working with short lines and spoofing conspiracy theories.
Shawna - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch John. :)

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