-> "Ms. Pelosi"
Original Song Title:
"Cracklin' Rosie"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ms. Pelosi"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
Ah, Ms. Pelosi, I'm on board!
We're gonna ride, to the House
we're gonna go.
Bush, he's so slow.
And, Lord, he don't know.
Have me a time with a San Fran lady!
Raising minimum-wage bills!
Take back the tax cut for rich folks
who don't need none.
Like Paris Hilton.
The poor, they need one.
Don't need to say please
to Repubs, they'll change their tune!
Oh, I love Pelosi's style.
She's got the way to make me happy.
Won't leave behind any child.
Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker woman.
You make the Congress get along, hummin'.
We'll hang onto you, girl
the votes keep comin'
on!
Yea or Nay?
Yea or Nay?
Yea's my vote
Ms. Nancy!
Ms. Pelosi makes me smile!
If this vote lasts for an hour
well, that wing right
can just stay uptight.
It sets our hearts light.
American dream, and don't ask no questions
yeah!
Oh, I love Pelosi's style.
She's got the way to make me happy.
Won't leave behind any child.
Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker woman.
You make the Congress get along, hummin'.
We'll hang onto you, girl
the votes keep comin'
on!
Yea or Nay?
Yea or Nay?
Yea's my vote
Ms. Nancy!
Ms. Pelosi makes me smile!
If this vote lasts for an hour
that's what we need.
Because our hearts bleed.
Send it to Harry Reid.
Passes the Senate
and if Bush vetoes...
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha, ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
A-ha-ha-ha!
Ha, ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha!
(repeat 'til January 20, 2009...
if not sooner!)
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Voting Results
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Pacing: | 3.9 | |
How Funny: | 3.5 | |
Overall Rating: | 3.6 | |
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Total Votes: | 14 |
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