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Song Parodies -> "Fondling Boobies"

Original Song Title:

"Forever In Blue Jeans"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Fondling Boobies"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Women talk
But I just look and glance
And stare and gawp
Because I know deep down its clear to see
I'd much rather be
Fondling boobies

Lady speaks
But I want nothing more then those two peaks
And if you'd pardon me, I'm proud to say
I'd play all day
Fondling boobies

Baby tonight
Lady tonight, I admire
Watch me grow with excite....
Cupping those mounds
So profound with my palms
On your pride

Down your front
Where they seem to trance
And make me want
As long as they size up from A to G
Or sil-i-cone P
We're fondling boobies, babe

And what I Need
Is that something just for me to squeeze
And if they part for me, I'd like to stay
And help them sway
Fondling boobies

Baby tonight
Baby tonight, top so tight
Push them up nice and ripe
Weighing around
Several pounds, of pure
Manly Delight

Because you flaunt
I just want the chance
To take that jaunt
As long as you will let them join with me
A game for all three
Fondling boobies

As long as I've known, it's mans destiny
Since Adam and Eve
Fondling boobies babe

Because I know if I could grow my own
I'd stay at home
Fondling boobies

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