Jerry's coming
Yes here he is
The guy's not my type yeah
Show's a train wreck
Can't look away
Mmmm gonna watch it tonight yeah

He got the way to shock 'em, Jerry
He got the way to mock 'em
He got the way to knock 'em, Jerry baby
Make 'em a laughing stock yeah (alright!)

Lots of freakies Jerry on your shows
You try hard to force them to throw blows
Mmmm they're kooks
You know what I'm sayin'
Your audience, along they are playin'

Y'ain't got no right
No, no you don't
Ah, to be so affrightning
Gee your show bites
Loudly I moan
Wish you'd get hit by lightning

He got the way to shock 'em, Jerry
He got the way to mock 'em Jerry baby
He got the way to knock 'em (ah!)
Make 'em a laughing stock yeah

Must be another channel to turn to
Oh but here I always return to
All your shows are full of cross-dressing
Jerry babe you're really depressing

Sanctimonious claptrap, Jerry
You got the way to bore me, Jerry baby
Wish I could be like Elvis (alright!)
He got to shoot his TV, Jerry