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Song Parodies -> "Jerry Jerry"

Original Song Title:

"Cherry Cherry"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Jerry Jerry"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

A tribute to the Jerry Springer Show....
Jerry's coming
Yes here he is
The guy's not my type yeah
Show's a train wreck
Can't look away
Mmmm gonna watch it tonight yeah

He got the way to shock 'em, Jerry
He got the way to mock 'em
He got the way to knock 'em, Jerry baby
Make 'em a laughing stock yeah (alright!)

Lots of freakies Jerry on your shows
You try hard to force them to throw blows
Mmmm they're kooks
You know what I'm sayin'
Your audience, along they are playin'

Y'ain't got no right
No, no you don't
Ah, to be so affrightning
Gee your show bites
Loudly I moan
Wish you'd get hit by lightning

He got the way to shock 'em, Jerry
He got the way to mock 'em Jerry baby
He got the way to knock 'em (ah!)
Make 'em a laughing stock yeah

Must be another channel to turn to
Oh but here I always return to
All your shows are full of cross-dressing
Jerry babe you're really depressing

Sanctimonious claptrap, Jerry
You got the way to bore me, Jerry baby
Wish I could be like Elvis (alright!)
He got to shoot his TV, Jerry


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mandamoo - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Spot on and very clever !
Jeff Reuben - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Good song. Always impressive to work "sanctimonious" into a parody
Spaff.com - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
MER-RY! MER-RY! MER-RY! MER-RY! MER-RY!
(Oh, and Pippin too.)
John Jenkins - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody. "Wish you'd get hit by lightining." Heh heh.
Johnny D - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great job, now do "Merry, Merry" !
martha - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
very satirical... well targeted!

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