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Song Parodies -> "Pakistania"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

this is about terriorists and how i hate em. and i dont mean to offend anyone with this song its just a song agaisnt dumb terriorist
We've bomed them hard
for a "reason"
i'm not really sure

is not for us
we run fast to go bomb you
hang on to your sandals here i come

on the bikes or the cars
we bomb in pakistania
never want to really fight,
those Americans can kick our a%#

seems so close
let suicide lead the way
in the crowd of the peeps
in the light of the 40 virgins

is burned and mamed
make our bed's in the trees
these cheap bombs on so tight
these cheap bombs on so tight

every corner in pakistan
their bombing the innocent
got virgins to work toward
we're cowards in pakistania

we're cowards in pakistania
we're cowards in pakistania
we're cowards in pakistania
we're cowards in pakistania]
Gernade, gernade
gernade, gernade, gernande

this countrys made for me
sweet land of the alla
of thee bomb i wave
of thee i flee
gernade, gernade, gernade
gernade, gernade, gernade

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Patrick - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Do you mean "grenade". Of course, in Kansas City, lots of folks do pronounce it "gernade". The first month of the year is "Janjuary", and to make an inquiry is to "aks someone". Not to be confused with "axe someone", which is not unheard of, either. Good song idea, though.
Chance G - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
yea i meant grenade sorry but thanks for the commenting

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