When I began, I came down to your office
To fill out a couple of forms
After 90 days,
My probation was over
I had to fill out a couple more

Jobs, fillin' jobs
She's hirin', she's firin'
Human Resource
Don't you give her any lip
There's no recourse, when she gives you a pink slip

Now I'm in the Unemployment line
But thank God for COBRA
I still get benefits
70 percent
That's what the State pays me
Public Assistance is the pits

Jobs, fillin' jobs
She's hirin', she's firin'
Human Resource
Please don't give her any lip
There's no remorse, when she gives you a pink slip