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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Bear O' Mine"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Bear O' Mine"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

when it began
i have no way of knowin'
but all i know
it all went wrong
cub, in the spring
when spring became the summer
who'd have believed he'd grow this strong
vicious paws
reachin' out
leavin' me
torn and bruised

sweet bear o' mine
sometimes cubs don't turn out good
he'd like to dine
he would eat me if he could

where was i ?

back on that night
my pet just looked so lonely
he was chained up...i let him loose
that's when he lurched
clawin' my head and shoulders
boy, how i hurt when he was through
blood was warm
leakin' out
drainin' me
what'd he do ?

sweet bear o' mine
this time, he sure got me good
thought he was fine
he behaved not like he should
oh no no

sweet bear o' mine
boy, these wounds are bleedin' good
life's on the line
i would run off if i could

sweet bear o' mine
(sing fades as he dies)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Guy - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
The ending was so unbearable. This was good.
John Barry - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I could bearly contain my chuckles.
Johnny D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
5's .... heh heh .... you could follow it up with a sequel-parody, "Cacklin' Ghost, He".
alvin rhodes - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks guy, john and johnny for bearing with me
Meriadoc - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Different, but with a typically Alvinesqe ending! ;-D
AFW - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well put together....I was going to try this song, a while back...may yet someday...5's to you
alvin rhodes - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks merry and AFW
Ashkicksass - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Poor Alvin...
alvin rhodes - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
actually, i raise tortoises...if they ever got violent, i could easily outrun them
Stuart McArthur - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
that's the trouble with them bears - they always act not like they should - and your last comment was very funny alvin :-) - 555
alvin rhodes - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks stuart
John Jenkins - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
A well told, grizzly tale.

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