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Song Parodies -> "Afghanistan"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Joseph Fernandez

The Lyrics

We've been arming for war
Without a tower
But not without a target
You don't want to be Free
We huddle close
And hang on to a dream

Arm the boats and arm the planes
we're coming to Afghanistan
Not stopping till terror is dead
we're coming to Afghanistan
though it's so far away
we're taking the fight today
to the eye of the storm
the eye of the storm
we'll protect our homeland place
terrorists better say their grace
Taliban we did warn
Taliban we did warn

All our allies around the world
we're coming to Afghanistan
Americans with their flags unfurled
we're coming to Afghanistan
Got terrorist to take out from there
we're coming to Afghanistan
Terrorists have best beware
we're coming to afghanistan
we're coming to afghanistan
we're coming to afghanistan
we're coming to afghanistan
we're coming to afghanistan
My country tis of thee
We'll not lose our liberty
of thee I sing
of thee I sing

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