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Song Parodies -> "Bloody Glove Proves O.J.'s Guilty You Know"

Original Song Title:

"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Bloody Glove Proves O.J.'s Guilty You Know"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Pyro

The Lyrics

Hot Brentwood night, a fog hazing the town,
And a dog barks around in the street.
Blood on the walk, coming from Nicole Brown,
And Ron Goldman lays dead at her feet.
Kato heard a noise. Just what could it be?
Furman found a glove. It was all bloody.

The glove, glove,
Bloody glove proves O.J.'s guilty you know.
Paid off the jury,
To forego his fury,
Everyone knows,
He killed Nicole,
The bloody glove showed.

Courtroom gets still, Kato walks to the stand,
Raises up his right hand, he is dim.
The biggest role, his career ever faced,
Every camera is placed right on him.
Questioned of the noise. Thought it an earthquake.
Let his girlfriend go, as the back wall shaked.

The glove, glove,
Bloody glove proves O.J.'s guilty you know.
Paid off the jury,
To forego his fury,
Everyone knows,
He killed Nicole,
The bloody glove showed.

We can't understand, O.J. walked that day.
but in our hearts we know, he will pay someday.
Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty

The glove, glove,
Bloody glove proves O.J.'s guilty you know.
Paid off the jury,
To forego his fury,
Everyone knows,
He killed Nicole,
The bloody glove showed.

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Johnny Pyro - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I STILL say he's guilty!

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