We're all suckers for a bloody good vampire parody like this one!

Jeez, Arwen....VAMPIRES? You've really gotta sort out that little black book of yours....;-) 555

This song bites! I mean...it sucks! I mean...there's nothing worse than a vampire too cheap to buy a decent ring.

Wow, you really need to change your dating service.

I am confused, I did one too, A vampire parody upstaged by you. ;-) Funny lines, loved the 'Just scram, I cried'. 5's

you brought new life to a miserable OS...5s plus

From the title alone, I wood have staked my life on this being a great parody.....which it is..fives

Funny, and brilliant, AS ALWAYS, Arwen.=) Oh yeah, a 1000% improvement over TOS.

"Damned" good. I'm "coffin'" up some fives here

Arwen, you ROCK! nice vamparody! 5-5-5 number 10!

Johnny...just what I was hoping for....=) Thanks!

Kristof...I threw away the little black book years ago...when I realized that I didn't wanted it documented on paper some of the champs I've dated...; ) Thanks!

Jeff...and you get the big prize for picking out the REAL problem. If he'd only opted for a larger carat size...I might've been singing a different tune...; ) Thank you!

Rex...I'm going to have to agree with that...=) Thanks a bunch!

Tim...Upstaged? No way...yours was way more vampirey...mine was...in the long run...just about how shallow I am...; ) Thank you!

alvin...thank you very much...I'll consider the OS officially undead...=)

AFW...thanks a ton. I find that I often have (what I consider to be) BRILLIANT titles rolling around in my head for ages, and nothing worthwhile will come of them. I was lucky with this one...=)

Red Ant...see, you're catching on. Saying something like "as always" in conjunction with words like "funny" and "brilliant" is sure to get a smile out of me...=) And we all know that getting a smile out of me is everyone's goal, right? ; ) Well done! Oh, and thanks a lot!

Dee...hee! I'm glad you liked it. Oh, and by the way, I'm still trying desperately to do some justice to the idea you PM'd me about...I told you that I have NO abilities for that OS...but I REALLY want to do it...=( Thanks for stopping by...=)

john u...thanks a bunch! I never get sick of hearing that I ROCK. =) I honestly appreciate it very much...=)

Good day, Arween!!! I've been a lot busier than usual lately; as a result I didn't get a chance to have a look at this brilliant parody yesterday. So now I will give it 5-5-5 vote #11!

Keep up the good work! I always enjoy reading it! =)

Aw jeez... I kept telling you that Vin Diesel sucks, but you wouldn't listen... He can afford a big ring, he's a Count, don't forget! Also don't forget it was the vampire storyline that made the ABC soap "Port Charles" jump the shark. Michael Eaton picking on poor defenseless Kelly Monaco, not to mention Julie Pinson, whom I'm really hoping Arwen looks like...

Serafina...thanks a bunch, sweetheart!

Michael...don't be ridiculous. I outshine ANY soap star you throw my way...not to mention the fact that I am very decisively blonde...=)

See guys, size really DOES matter. Fabulousa as usual, my darling girl!

No, Julie is most definitely a brunette... in fact, some people think she looks like Lisa Rinna, which is why she was given the Billie Reed role on "Days of Our Lives." I used to love Lisa until I found out she was married to Harry Hamlin... probably one of Arwen's past crushes himself.

Ash...you're right...and I knew you'd understand...=) Thanks!

Michael...hey dingaling...I KNOW she's brunette...the point in me saying that I am blonde was to say that I look nothing like her...in spite of the fact that you wish I did. Sorry. I'm way prettier, though. And, of COURSE I had a crush on Harry Hamlin...back in the "Clash of the Titans" days...who didn't?

Sweet! Girl, you know you're supposed to let me know when you have stuff up -- I just don't get here very often. Brat.

Leo...thanks a bunch, sweetheart. I'll try to make an effort to let you know when you need to get your ass over here...=)