Song Parodies -> Predatory Man
| Original Song Title: | "Solitary Man" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Diamond |
| Parody Song Title: | "Predatory Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
Don't freak out Jonathon - it's tongue-in-cheek - honest! ;-) Note: make sure to pronounce 'lure' as 'ler'! :-D
That red deer was mine
From the time that I sawr 'im
Cross that road
I just knowed
Aimed my pickup truck - hit that buck
Ain't fired no shot
Look 'ere son
Venison
Just lookin' to kill
For my grill some poor varmint
A rabbit or duck
What the f*ck, ain't no harm'n't
I'll be what I am
A predatory man
Predatory man
I've had it to here
With interferin' game wardens
Ain't no sense
'Bout license
Just gimme my gun
I'll have fun - or I could feesh
That's fer sure
Bought new lure
I stop to refill
My gun-laden GMC
Lib'rals better pray
I don't hear them malign me
I'll be what I am
A predatory man
Predatory man
Hot damn - it's a thrill
When I kill, I guarantee
Should you come my way
Better stay close behin' me
I'll be what I am
A predatory man
Predatory man
Predatory man
Predatory man
(fade)
From the time that I sawr 'im
Cross that road
I just knowed
Aimed my pickup truck - hit that buck
Ain't fired no shot
Look 'ere son
Venison
Just lookin' to kill
For my grill some poor varmint
A rabbit or duck
What the f*ck, ain't no harm'n't
I'll be what I am
A predatory man
Predatory man
I've had it to here
With interferin' game wardens
Ain't no sense
'Bout license
Just gimme my gun
I'll have fun - or I could feesh
That's fer sure
Bought new lure
I stop to refill
My gun-laden GMC
Lib'rals better pray
I don't hear them malign me
I'll be what I am
A predatory man
Predatory man
Hot damn - it's a thrill
When I kill, I guarantee
Should you come my way
Better stay close behin' me
I'll be what I am
A predatory man
Predatory man
Predatory man
Predatory man
(fade)
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Perfect. Or, as Mark Russell says, "You'll never get my .45 as long as I'm a live, just so there's no excuse, and if you go out huntin', better wear an orange hat, 'cause I just might mistake ya fer a moose!"
This one is really funny !!
You percieve all hunters as blood thirsty animals. Just come to my home state in West Virginia and try to talk your shit.
Oooh! Oooh! We p*ssed someone off! We done good! :-D
Where are the comments? Precisely Merry--that's how to look at it--a 111 is a battle mark if their ever was one, wear it with pride! But sorry, you didn't piss me off, I quite enjoyed it as I usually do your guys' work, 5s here
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