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Song Parodies -> "Predatory Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Predatory Man"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Don't freak out Jonathon - it's tongue-in-cheek - honest! ;-) Note: make sure to pronounce 'lure' as 'ler'! :-D
That red deer was mine
From the time that I sawr 'im
Cross that road
I just knowed
Aimed my pickup truck - hit that buck
Ain't fired no shot
Look 'ere son
Venison

Just lookin' to kill
For my grill some poor varmint
A rabbit or duck
What the f*ck, ain't no harm'n't
I'll be what I am
A predatory man
Predatory man

I've had it to here
With interferin' game wardens
Ain't no sense
'Bout license
Just gimme my gun
I'll have fun - or I could feesh
That's fer sure
Bought new lure

I stop to refill
My gun-laden GMC
Lib'rals better pray
I don't hear them malign me
I'll be what I am
A predatory man
Predatory man

Hot damn - it's a thrill
When I kill, I guarantee
Should you come my way
Better stay close behin' me
I'll be what I am
A predatory man
Predatory man
Predatory man
Predatory man

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 20

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Michael Pacholek - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Perfect. Or, as Mark Russell says, "You'll never get my .45 as long as I'm a live, just so there's no excuse, and if you go out huntin', better wear an orange hat, 'cause I just might mistake ya fer a moose!"
The Bono - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
This one is really funny !!
dustin - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
You percieve all hunters as blood thirsty animals. Just come to my home state in West Virginia and try to talk your shit.
Meriadoc - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Oooh! Oooh! We p*ssed someone off! We done good! :-D
Below Average Dave - July 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Where are the comments? Precisely Merry--that's how to look at it--a 111 is a battle mark if their ever was one, wear it with pride! But sorry, you didn't piss me off, I quite enjoyed it as I usually do your guys' work, 5s here

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