Song Parodies -> Dromedairy Man
| Original Song Title: | "Solitary Man" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Diamond |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dromedairy Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Lionel Mertens |
Camel’s milk tastes sweet
From the teat
When you squeeze it
In a cup
Lick it up
So says man with scarf
Makes you barf
For love he thirsts
Nomad’s blue
His gonads too
Tease him if you will
But the milk earns a salary
A wife will stay
When he pays her dowry
Still he treks the sand
A one man caravan
Dromedairy man
He yields a curved sword
When engorged
Love is all shapes
When you say
Come what may
Hell no! a harem
Dont scare ‘em
Wives to love him
All day long
Can’t go wrong
Call him what you will
But his milk earns a salary
A wife will stay
When he pays her dowry
Still he treks the sand
A one man caravan
Dromedairy man
Tease him if you will
But the milk earns a salary
A wife will stay
When he pays her dowry
Still he treks the sand
A one man caravan
Dromedairy man
A Dromedairy man
Dromedairy man
Domedairy … man
From the teat
When you squeeze it
In a cup
Lick it up
So says man with scarf
Makes you barf
For love he thirsts
Nomad’s blue
His gonads too
Tease him if you will
But the milk earns a salary
A wife will stay
When he pays her dowry
Still he treks the sand
A one man caravan
Dromedairy man
He yields a curved sword
When engorged
Love is all shapes
When you say
Come what may
Hell no! a harem
Dont scare ‘em
Wives to love him
All day long
Can’t go wrong
Call him what you will
But his milk earns a salary
A wife will stay
When he pays her dowry
Still he treks the sand
A one man caravan
Dromedairy man
Tease him if you will
But the milk earns a salary
A wife will stay
When he pays her dowry
Still he treks the sand
A one man caravan
Dromedairy man
A Dromedairy man
Dromedairy man
Domedairy … man
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