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Song Parodies -> "Dromedairy Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Dromedairy Man"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Camel’s milk tastes sweet
From the teat
When you squeeze it
In a cup
Lick it up

So says man with scarf
Makes you barf
For love he thirsts
Nomad’s blue
His gonads too

Tease him if you will
But the milk earns a salary
A wife will stay
When he pays her dowry
Still he treks the sand
A one man caravan
Dromedairy man


He yields a curved sword
When engorged
Love is all shapes
When you say
Come what may

Hell no! a harem
Dont scare ‘em
Wives to love him
All day long
Can’t go wrong

Call him what you will
But his milk earns a salary
A wife will stay
When he pays her dowry
Still he treks the sand
A one man caravan
Dromedairy man

Tease him if you will
But the milk earns a salary
A wife will stay
When he pays her dowry
Still he treks the sand
A one man caravan
Dromedairy man

A Dromedairy man
Dromedairy man

Domedairy … man

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