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Song Parodies -> "Kong Flung Poo"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamon

Parody Song Title:

"Kong Flung Poo"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

This scene may not appear in Peter Jackson's movie,but I'm sure it'll be on the DVD. You see if I'm right.
Kong flung poo
Crouches down and goes one
Kong flung poo
Then he roars and throws one

The muck he'll chuck, is like a truck,
It's killed 30 men
He may be great, but he's an ape
andHey! Get down again!
Get down again!

Kong flung poo
Man, it packs a wallop
Kong flung poo
Eek! Incoming dollop!

It just missed us, and crushed a bus
I wish he'd quit
The army has shot at him a lot
and now he's gone ape s**t

Kong flung poo
Giant defecation
Kong flung poo
Pray for constipation
I must apologise for the use of language in this one. I feel that crass language is not helpful (and in the context of songwriting is the easy way out) and try to never use it, but I felt this one was appropriate to the song. Cav Central.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 13

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Johnny D - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant, especially lines like " Eek! Incoming dollop! ".
Stuart McArthur - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
ha, hilarious, Steve! - some classic lines, inc. "Eek! Incoming dollop!" - LOL! - 555
John Barry - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
What Johnny D and Stuart said.
spell checker - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
You forgot the last letter in the performer's last name.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Kong Flung Poo
Is a parody I'd like to do
But there's one who beat me to it: You!
You claimed the right, to Kong Flung Poo!

That comment's to be sung to the first verse of "Yesterday", but wait, there's more:

Everybody was Kong Poo Fighting... naah, I'll better stop.
Dee Range - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This is some great shit. High 5's
2Eagle - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
The farmers might say, "The more manure the merrier.".
C.J. Spindler - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a bad parody. And people, if you really feel the need to cuss, I would appreciate it if you would censor your profanity by replacing some of the letters with astericks or the whole words with euphemisms, such as "shenanigans" or "doodoo" or the like.
Rick C - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
HA!!! This is wonderful! Don't know how I missed it yesterday but, I'm glad I caught it (not the poo, the parody)! 555

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