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Song Parodies -> "Solid Hairy Ham"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Solid Hairy Ham"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Button Dill cooked fine
'Til the time
He cooked lichen

Molding whim - Of lichen

That food tasted wrong
Button said
Lichen is good

It will too
Bind fat-fried food

Don't show fat I swill - Button Dill's lichen binds me
A whirlpool stay
In my A-frame reminds me

I'll eat hairy ham
A solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham


Chives added to beer
Pee in hair
Lichens all curled

Such weird things - Button's things

'Til now it's been fun
Having one
Cook who'll feed me

Button Dill
Makes me ill

Don't show fat I swill - Button Dill's lichen binds me
A burlwood tray
Of fileted game reminds me

I'll eat hairy ham
A solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham

Don't show fat I swill - Button Dill's lichen binds me
A whirlpool stay
In my A-frame reminds me

I'll eat hairy ham
A solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham

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Guy - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG, JD. What ever did you eat for Thanksgiving? Solid hairy ham? Singing that title out loud sounds like Niel Diamond on Sean Connery. Nice job.
Adagio - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Reading the ingrediants made me ill...you can have it. :D 5's
Johnny D - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy and Adagio. 8-)
Johnny D - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Guy, you're right - "Solid Hairy Ham" does sound like Sean Connery's muddled mispronounciation of "Solitary Man". LOL !

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