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Song Parodies -> "Solid Hairy Ham"
Original Song Title:
"Solitary Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Solid Hairy Ham"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Button Dill cooked fine
'Til the time
He cooked lichen
Molding whim - Of lichen
That food tasted wrong
Button said
Lichen is good
It will too
Bind fat-fried food
Don't show fat I swill - Button Dill's lichen binds me
A whirlpool stay
In my A-frame reminds me
I'll eat hairy ham
A solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham
Chives added to beer
Pee in hair
Lichens all curled
Such weird things - Button's things
'Til now it's been fun
Having one
Cook who'll feed me
Button Dill
Makes me ill
Don't show fat I swill - Button Dill's lichen binds me
A burlwood tray
Of fileted game reminds me
I'll eat hairy ham
A solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham
Don't show fat I swill - Button Dill's lichen binds me
A whirlpool stay
In my A-frame reminds me
I'll eat hairy ham
A solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham
'Til the time
He cooked lichen
Molding whim - Of lichen
That food tasted wrong
Button said
Lichen is good
It will too
Bind fat-fried food
Don't show fat I swill - Button Dill's lichen binds me
A whirlpool stay
In my A-frame reminds me
I'll eat hairy ham
A solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham
Chives added to beer
Pee in hair
Lichens all curled
Such weird things - Button's things
'Til now it's been fun
Having one
Cook who'll feed me
Button Dill
Makes me ill
Don't show fat I swill - Button Dill's lichen binds me
A burlwood tray
Of fileted game reminds me
I'll eat hairy ham
A solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham
Don't show fat I swill - Button Dill's lichen binds me
A whirlpool stay
In my A-frame reminds me
I'll eat hairy ham
A solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham
Solid hairy ham
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OMG, JD. What ever did you eat for Thanksgiving? Solid hairy ham? Singing that title out loud sounds like Niel Diamond on Sean Connery. Nice job.
Reading the ingrediants made me ill...you can have it. :D 5's
Thanks Guy and Adagio. 8-)
Hey Guy, you're right - "Solid Hairy Ham" does sound like Sean Connery's muddled mispronounciation of "Solitary Man". LOL !
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