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Song Parodies -> "Sanitary Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Sanitary Man"

Parody Written by:

OozieHoozie

The Lyrics

Sanitary Man

Bin Liner was mine, it was time to be round you
Holding bin, place it in
Then stew came along, it was strong, that's what I thought
Veggie stew, evil too

Don't know where it is but I know it's not tiny
The hurl I've been cravin' won't lay claims behind me
"Cos I'll be what I am
A Sanitary Man, a Sanitary Man

I've had enough career being where gloves a small world
Started in, a hopper bin
I know I've been shunned, having one hurl, a rough stew
Mighty pong, would kill King Kong

Don't know where it is but I know it's not tiny
The hurl I've been cravin' won't lay claims behind me
"Cos I'll be what I am
A Sanitary Man, a Sanitary Man

Repeat V 1 then Chorus to fade

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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Guy - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm voting 5s for this garbage. Well done.
John Barry - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice and clean. 5s
Johnny D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This trashy parody gets a dumpster full of fives.
Michael Pacholek - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
In the words of the immortal Ed Norton, "As we say in the sewer, Here's mud in your eye!"
alvin rhodes - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny...5s
malcolm higgins - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I have suffered greatly for the "same" reference over the years.. good idea, but the "bin" and "stew " shouldn't be repeated in such a short song.. 5-3-4

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