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Song Parodies -> "Solitary Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

this cell is all mine
since the time
that i pounded
poor ol' jim
killing him
the screws came along
maced me strong
that's when i fought
punches flew
kicks did too

don't want me to kill
bunk's not filled
to remind me
i should not slay
i must stay
they've confined me
lonely's what i am
a solitary man
solitary man

i don't have to share
room is spare
its a small world
tiny thing
i'm the king

they saw what i done
they were stunned
now you'll find me
not among
the prison throng

don't want me to kill
bunk's not filled
to remind me
i should not slay
i must stay
they've confined me
lonely's what i am
a solitary man
solitary man

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Royce Miller - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
You must have been watching some movie about prison before writing this?? Anyway, your use of this original song spurred me to write one I've been thinking of for awhile; interesting parody, Alvin.
John Barry - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever twist on the original title.
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
A killer parody.
Johnny D - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
5s ... you gave me an idea, too, alvin.
AFW - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Dkos, but like the story...fives
Johnny D - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the idea, alvin --- my new parody, which I will submit for tomorrow's posting, will be a biblical-themed parody called "Salutary Man", about a certain famous healer featured prominently in the New Testament.
alvin rhodes - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks royce john michael johnny and AFW
PMS - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I sentence you to three five year terms!
Peregrin - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job :) Better than having to share!

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