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Song Parodies -> "Parc an Venton"

Original Song Title:

"Cracklin' Rosie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Parc an Venton"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Merry's contribution to the Parc an Venton Parody Contest...
Ah... Parc an Venton's out of corne
Sheavin' no rye, an' there ain't no corne no mo'
Bakin' no dough
Sorghum's all mown
Harvestin' time with the corne's now fadin'
Switchin' crops from silage grain
Wheat's not a cereal rarin' to make wealth strong
Cravin' a bong
I seed what I want
No feed and no peas - ain't no plan for no snap legumes

Oats won't stuff my cozy field
Corne's out the way to lay in poppies
Blooms and leaves furl - sown for miles
Back when the corne's out of Parc an Venton
A new toke off'ring for the season Lenten
So eager to reap now - no replanting
Coooooooooooooooooorne

Hay in mow, hay in mow, hay in mow's now shady!

Parc an Venton's versatile
Plow in a lasting manu'ure, now nitro's right
Set smudge pots all night
And check for worm blight
Bind up the gleanings - don't risk no tractors, yeah

Oh I love my posy yield
Corne's out the way to lay in poppies
Armed with meager hoe I wield
Cracklin' corne's out of Parc an Venton
But new crop I bring will sell well in Trenton
So eager to reap now - no replanting
Coooooooooooooooooorne

Flay it now, flay it now, flay it now, like crazy!

Parc an Venton's agrophile
None of this chaff, just a flower that packs a bite
Husk no more all night
No catchin' corne blight
Harness my team and go plant dioxins...

Op op op op Op op op
Op op op op op Op oppa op op op
Op i ate

(fade away like a crushed blossom...)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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Tim Mayfield - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done. Loved the 'flay it now' line. :-)
Johnny D - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
A fun time with a wacky line! Well done!
Stuart McArthur - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
op-i-ate? is there something more we should know about Parc and Venton? 5s from me
mandamoo - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
There was a bong in there somewhere, too ! Another agriculturally inspired parody.....excellent in all regards !
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
fives....excuse me, gotta go plant some dioxins now
Meriadoc - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for voting! See (some) of you in the contest!
CeramicsFanatic - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Sweet! I liked this one a lot! ;-)
Peregrin - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Merry, I liked being able to vote on one of yours that had nothing of mine in it! 5's!
Andy Roper - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever!
Stuart McArthur - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
(weird) already commented
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Parody writing can be addictive too, or so I've heard...
Meriadoc - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks again everyone! :-)
AMIRIGHT WHEN THE CORNE IS OUT OF PARC AN VENTON PARODY CONTEST - BRONZE MEDAL - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
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