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Song Parodies -> "Solitary Man (Virus Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Solitary Man (Virus Remix)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

If Neil Diamond were as smart as he thinks he is, he would have reworked his very first hit, from 1966, instead of "Sweet Caroline": "Hands, washing hands... "
(instrumental opening)

Well, Linda was fine 'til the time
that I found her
touching Jim
and killing him.
Then Sue and Miss Jane, had no pain
that's what I thought.
Jane and Sue.
They died, too.

Don't know that they will
but until they can find us
a cure for disease
pretty please
I'll remind us:
Please be what I am:
A solitary man.
Solitary man.

I've had up to here being where
I can't go out.
Can't go far.
Not to bar.
I know it's been done
making run out to Wawa.
Food is stored.
Still, I'm bored.

Don't know that they will
but until they can find us
a cure for disease
pretty please
I'll remind us:
Please be what I am:
A solitary man.
Solitary man.

(instrumental break)

Don't know that they will
but until they can find us
a cure for disease
pretty please
I'll remind us:
Please be what I am:
A solitary man.
Solitary man.
Mm-hm-hm...
Solitary man.
(fadeout)

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JAB - March 25, 2020 - Report this comment
Great minds, Michael.
Patrick - March 25, 2020 - Report this comment
Before it closed, the library shut off every other computer to spread out the users. The only old style crowd I've seen was the line at Cabela's sporting goods store waiting to buy guns. Travel restrictions were announced in KC, but traffic still seems to be moving as normal and a lot of businesses are still operating. Adequate food. No one buying Coke or potato chips. Congress taking advantage of crisis to push left global warming anti-business agenda. I just want my hand out check, but I don't see any sign that will happen. Take care. Keep writing.

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