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Song Parodies -> "I am /them they"

Original Song Title:

"I am/ I said"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"I am /them they"

Parody Written by:

Rich eddings

The Lyrics

Neal diamond wakes up Saturday morning realises he out of coffee he throws on his robe and slippers grabs his keys and heads out the door
You know I'm fine most of the time but lately
I'm not feeling so laid back
People living on my street drinking booze
Stare at me and smoke their crack
Finally today was the day I must say
I threw a little fit
Tried to back out my driveway
Someone's crap was in the way and I lost my shit
Is that your tent
In my driveway
Why can't you people throw things away

Are those your clothes
All over the road
I swear I'm bout to f***in explode
And beat the sh@@ out of you

Have you heard the one about the Olympian had a sex change
Then came out as a lesbian
I said have you heard the Olympian had a sex change and came out
As a lesbian
Now I don't what going on maybe I'm wrong
But Ivey got to say some truth
Some one needs to say it soon
It's the elephant in the f@@@@ing room so
Hey Bruce!!!
You are a man
Not a lesbian
And I. Won't ever use they or them
Your are he him
Your not she her
When will this nightmare be over
Why not be gay
What the hell is them they
Get your Adams apple the f@@k out my face
You still look like a man

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