Song Parodies -> We Don't Look Good Naked...Anymore
| Original Song Title: | "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Diamond/Barbara Streisand |
| Parody Song Title: | "We Don't Look Good Naked...Anymore" |
| Parody Written by: | Dee Range |
Jen and Brad Pitt.....if they had stayed together for 30 years, and then split up.....the REAL reason behind the breakupBoth weigh about 300 lbs. They are singing a duet here....
JEN: You don't share my showers
BRAD: Please don't wear those butt thongs
BOTH: We hardly fit in bed anymore
When we squeeze through the door
It's just barely, side-ways
BRAD: Ah, my member, then...
It couldn't wait to stand up
Never seemed to go down
JEN: Now it's just hard...to find... late at night
BRAD: Now it's food for two
Though I'm feeding just one
JEN: You pass the rolls over
But not... without... a fight...
JEN: And you don't look good naked...anymore
BRAD: We used to get au natural
JEN: Been bored, it seems, forever
BRAD: Butt used to be about a size four...
JEN: It may still be a four...
BRAD: Well, one cheek, anyway
(SLAP.....slight pause, as Brad turns the other cheek....SLAP)
JEN: And maybe, if your member
Worked the way I want...you
BRAD: Should learn not to laugh
When MINI-ME won't rise....
JEN: I learned what makes you smile
And just what makes you cry
BRAD: The former, DIVORCE
The latter... is your thighs
BRAD: 'Cause you don't look good naked....anymore
BOTH: No, we don't look good naked, anymore
BRAD: Please don't wear those butt thongs
BOTH: We hardly fit in bed anymore
When we squeeze through the door
It's just barely, side-ways
BRAD: Ah, my member, then...
It couldn't wait to stand up
Never seemed to go down
JEN: Now it's just hard...to find... late at night
BRAD: Now it's food for two
Though I'm feeding just one
JEN: You pass the rolls over
But not... without... a fight...
JEN: And you don't look good naked...anymore
BRAD: We used to get au natural
JEN: Been bored, it seems, forever
BRAD: Butt used to be about a size four...
JEN: It may still be a four...
BRAD: Well, one cheek, anyway
(SLAP.....slight pause, as Brad turns the other cheek....SLAP)
JEN: And maybe, if your member
Worked the way I want...you
BRAD: Should learn not to laugh
When MINI-ME won't rise....
JEN: I learned what makes you smile
And just what makes you cry
BRAD: The former, DIVORCE
The latter... is your thighs
BRAD: 'Cause you don't look good naked....anymore
BOTH: No, we don't look good naked, anymore
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So touching...er, well, perhaps not, really... ;-)
So touching...er, well, perhaps not, really... ;-)
This would look good in say, a size 5.
Heavy!!! 555 from Mini-Me
best of the day
sure glad I didn't miss this one...looks like some exhausting work here
ha - great play on the OS, Dee - and I like the way you can visualise them singing it, with the cheek-slapping etc. - 555
Johnny D., Guy, Rick, alvin,Royce, and Stuart...thanks all for the votes and comments. I actually almost didn't post this..I didn't know if anyone would even remember it. Glad you all enjoyed it.
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