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Song Parodies -> "We Don't Look Good Naked...Anymore"

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond/Barbara Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"We Don't Look Good Naked...Anymore"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Jen and Brad Pitt.....if they had stayed together for 30 years, and then split up.....the REAL reason behind the breakupBoth weigh about 300 lbs. They are singing a duet here....
JEN: You don't share my showers
BRAD: Please don't wear those butt thongs
BOTH: We hardly fit in bed anymore
When we squeeze through the door
It's just barely, side-ways

BRAD: Ah, my member, then...
It couldn't wait to stand up
Never seemed to go down
JEN: Now it's just find... late at night

BRAD: Now it's food for two
Though I'm feeding just one
JEN: You pass the rolls over
But not... without... a fight...

JEN: And you don't look good naked...anymore

BRAD: We used to get au natural
JEN: Been bored, it seems, forever
BRAD: Butt used to be about a size four...
JEN: It may still be a four...
BRAD: Well, one cheek, anyway

(SLAP.....slight pause, as Brad turns the other cheek....SLAP)

JEN: And maybe, if your member
Worked the way I
BRAD: Should learn not to laugh
When MINI-ME won't rise....

JEN: I learned what makes you smile
And just what makes you cry
BRAD: The former, DIVORCE
The latter... is your thighs

BRAD: 'Cause you don't look good naked....anymore

BOTH: No, we don't look good naked, anymore

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 16

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Johnny D - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(see this parody on AmiRight's "New Entries" page for April 7th)

So, well, perhaps not, really... ;-)
Guy - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This would look good in say, a size 5.
Rick Cormier - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Heavy!!! 555 from Mini-Me
alvin rhodes - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
best of the day
Royce Miller - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
sure glad I didn't miss this one...looks like some exhausting work here
Stuart McArthur - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
ha - great play on the OS, Dee - and I like the way you can visualise them singing it, with the cheek-slapping etc. - 555
Dee Range - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny D., Guy, Rick, alvin,Royce, and Stuart...thanks all for the votes and comments. I actually almost didn't post this..I didn't know if anyone would even remember it. Glad you all enjoyed it.

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