-> "We Don't Look Good Naked...Anymore"
Original Song Title:
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"
Neil Diamond/Barbara Streisand
Parody Song Title:
"We Don't Look Good Naked...Anymore"
JEN: You don't share my showers
BRAD: Please don't wear those butt thongs
BOTH: We hardly fit in bed anymore
When we squeeze through the door
It's just barely, side-ways
BRAD: Ah, my member, then...
It couldn't wait to stand up
Never seemed to go down
JEN: Now it's just hard...to find... late at night
BRAD: Now it's food for two
Though I'm feeding just one
JEN: You pass the rolls over
But not... without... a fight...
JEN: And you don't look good naked...anymore
BRAD: We used to get au natural
JEN: Been bored, it seems, forever
BRAD: Butt used to be about a size four...
JEN: It may still be a four...
BRAD: Well, one cheek, anyway
(SLAP.....slight pause, as Brad turns the other cheek....SLAP)
JEN: And maybe, if your member
Worked the way I want...you
BRAD: Should learn not to laugh
When MINI-ME won't rise....
JEN: I learned what makes you smile
And just what makes you cry
BRAD: The former, DIVORCE
The latter... is your thighs
BRAD: 'Cause you don't look good naked....anymore
BOTH: No, we don't look good naked, anymore
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