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Song Parodies -> "Mayo"

Original Song Title:

"Hello"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Mayo"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Amazingly, I can and do write songs about things other than Lord of the Rings...
Mayo, my friend, Mayo
It tastes so good, you know
I can't believe you'd even think
to have the tangy zip
of that Miracle Whip

Mayo, I said, Mayo
Just called to let you know
it's more than just a sandwich spread
nothing else could go
with my tomato...
Mayo

Maybe I've been crazy
My taste buds are to blame
But I put my spread upon my bread
I've been through it all
And nothing's quite the same
And when there's none there
I might have to swear

Mayo, my friend, Mayo
I really need you so
It's good to have you with my lunch
It just tastes the best
There is no contest
Mayo.

Mayo, again, Mayo
It tastes so good, you know
I can't believe you'd even think
to have the tangy zip
of that Miracle Whip
Mayo.

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Overall Rating: 2.3

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White Ant - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Seems like I'm the first to comment on this tasty parody and give it 5s.
Darren - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
sorry about. but the name spelling arwen cuz I have no idea how you spell HIS 666 name. BUT (see how i spell out but) seams CHICAGO AND YOU HAVE ALOT OF MOB INVOLVEMENT
KKK - May 21, 2013 - Report this comment
yes Arwen. yours and Michelles ticket is becoming too expensive. Always about you sss isn't it???
FOUL - July 01, 2013 - Report this comment
STAY OUT OF MY STUFF I MEAN ITT. STOP CUTTN MY PHONE CALLS
pue - June 22, 2014 - Report this comment
f\\\\\8 off nice

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