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Song Parodies -> "Mayo"

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Neil Diamond

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The Lyrics

Amazingly, I can and do write songs about things other than Lord of the Rings...
Mayo, my friend, Mayo
It tastes so good, you know
I can't believe you'd even think
to have the tangy zip
of that Miracle Whip

Mayo, I said, Mayo
Just called to let you know
it's more than just a sandwich spread
nothing else could go
with my tomato...

Maybe I've been crazy
My taste buds are to blame
But I put my spread upon my bread
I've been through it all
And nothing's quite the same
And when there's none there
I might have to swear

Mayo, my friend, Mayo
I really need you so
It's good to have you with my lunch
It just tastes the best
There is no contest

Mayo, again, Mayo
It tastes so good, you know
I can't believe you'd even think
to have the tangy zip
of that Miracle Whip

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Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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White Ant - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Seems like I'm the first to comment on this tasty parody and give it 5s.
Darren - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
sorry about. but the name spelling arwen cuz I have no idea how you spell HIS 666 name. BUT (see how i spell out but) seams CHICAGO AND YOU HAVE ALOT OF MOB INVOLVEMENT
KKK - May 21, 2013 - Report this comment
yes Arwen. yours and Michelles ticket is becoming too expensive. Always about you sss isn't it???
FOUL - July 01, 2013 - Report this comment
pue - June 22, 2014 - Report this comment
f\\\\\8 off nice

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