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Song Parodies -> "Long Tongued Sue"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Long Tongued Sue"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

long tongued sue
boy, that lady has one
long tongued sue
its an overgrown one

kissing you
i'm subject to
your tongue, now and then
and when you shake that tongue
it turns me on
please stick it in again
stick it in again

long tongued sue
kisses all the fellows
long tongued sue
turns them into jello

tonguey thing
oh would you spring it ?
i would sigh and rejoice
and before you know it
she starts kissing good
cause kissing she enjoys

kissing you
i'm subject to
your tongue, now and then
and when you shake that tongue
it turns me on
please stick it in again

long tongued sue
kisses all the fellows
long tongued sue
turns them into jello

tonguey thing
oh would you spring it ?
i would sigh and rejoice
and before you know it
she starts kissing good
cause kissing she enjoys

long tongued sue...long tongued sue

tonguey thing
oh would you spring it ?
i would sigh and rejoice
and before you know it
she starts kissing good
cause kissing she enjoys

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Johnny D - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
She takes a (censored) and keeps on lickin'. 5's
alvin rhodes - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks johnny
Adagio - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one!

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Johnny D - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
richardin'
Adagio - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, I see
Meriadoc - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Are you sure she isn't Gene Simmons in drag? :-O
Paul Robinson - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - clever and ummm...suggestive...Say, wasn't there an Orson Welles movie called "Things To Tongue"?
alvin rhodes - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
what ?....a simple song about kissing and you people read all these evil things into it ?....hee hee hee...thanks for the votes...i guess i should never mention that my sister is named sue and can touch the end of her nose with her tongue tip...no, i've never kissed her (not a tongue kiss anyway)
Rick D - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
What do you call a woman that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
malcolm higgins - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, I call her my wife..
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my previous 555 vote.
Belle (Adagio) - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Read again with new perspective.....lol

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