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Song Parodies -> "(Bleep) Marcia Brady"

Original Song Title:

"Three Times A Lady"

Original Performer:

The Commodores

Parody Song Title:

"(Bleep) Marcia Brady"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

my tribute to 1970 America's girl-next-door
Thanks for the half-hours you've given me
the memories I hold dear of you
and now that we've come
to the end of the re-runs
there's something that I'd like to do

t'(bleep) Marcia Brady
I lo-o-ove you
Yes I'd
t'(bleep) Marcia Brady
and hope she-ee does too
I hope she does too

Those close-ups in your mini -
skirt I'll always cherish
with ev-ery beat of my part
I watch you, I hoped you would
GET head cheer-leader....(but to)
GIVE head, cheer-leader,'s a start


Peter...and Bobby
they take screen-time off you
I only

(yes the OS is that short...)

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 20

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   16

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AFW - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Shame on you, Stuart...the squeaky clean, Mrs. Brady...but then, I believe she's already been bleeped a few too many times...oh, well, let's put three more "5's" in there...
Ashkicksass - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Who knew you had such strong feelings for Marsha? I was always a Peter girl myself. Greg was FAR too smarmy.

Oh, and the person that gave you ones is a total Bastard.
alvin rhodes - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
she still looks pretty good...count me among the marcia adorers..5s
Johnny D - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Must have to use a lot of Windex and Handi-Wipes on the old TV screen, eh?
Adagio - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Stuart. 5's
Stuart McArthur - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks AFW - I don't know about MISSUS Brady, with THAT hairstyle, but Marcia was a doll

with you on Greg, Ashkicksass, and smarmy, well you always pick the exact right word - wasn't he just.....and as for the ones-guy, well you can either take the risk of offending people or be boring, and the latter is pathetic - I wear 1s with pride!! :-)

I'm with you alvin, I saw her recently in some special and she's still the girl next door

not to give away too many secrets Johnny, but in those days there was just the one family TV and np privacy - had to store those images away, and whoa, can you believe it? they're still there!!

thanks adagio
Arwen - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I am a lazy bastard for not getting here sooner, Stu. This is FABulous!!
Stuart McArthur - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks Arwen for helping to drag back some of those 1s :-)
Jeff Reuben - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm also lazy...very good stuff here!
Serafina - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't think I know the original too well, I read it anyway and cracked up! Very clever indeed. 5-5-5 from this corner. :)
... - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I think it's funny too.
Stuart McArthur - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks Jeff - I'm even lazier not to have thanked you earlier

thanks serafina - you're lucky NOT to know the OS

thanks ellipsis - haven't seen you in ages!
Kristof Robertson - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Stu! Just trawling thru the back catalogues of favoured artistes (for the time I was in Italy) I gotta say is....ME TOO!! Man, she was hot! 555
Stuart McArthur - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I think we liked Anne Lambert from Picnic At Hanging Rock together too Kristof!

we have the same taste in women!
(uh oh...)

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