Song Parodies -> sheDevil's Showdown With Jennifer
| Original Song Title: | "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" |
| Original Performer: | The Charlie Daniels Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "sheDevil's Showdown With Jennifer" |
| Parody Written by: | Stuart McArthur |
In this fiery Southern melodrama, everbody's fav'rite Friend comes fay-ace to fay-ace with a shedevil - any resemblance to celebrities living or dead is purely coincidental (....really benefits from being read to the OS - which is temporarily available here ).....and for pacing purposes, please pronounce it "she-DEV-il" with the emphasis on "DEV"
[ frenzied fiddling ]
sheDevil went round to Jennifer
she was lookin for her man to steal
always bags her boys coz the gal employs
freakin shitloada sex appeal
well she'd come across this young man...playin Mr.Smith n'lookin quite hot
and sheDevil'd jumped upon the hunkofaspunk n'said "boy, look at what I'VE got!"
he said "you didn't KNOW it
but I've a good wife and I'm true"
then snakes alive! - she found his wife
n'said "I will BET with you -
now I'M told yer a cute sweetie-pie
but give sheDevil her due
coz I easily can...seduce your man
and mother a Cambodian too"
The wife said "MUH - name's - Jenny
and I'm a well-known "Friend"
so I'll take yer bet
yer gonna regret, cuz I'll be
BRAD's gal to the iend!
Jenny washed and dried her hair and kissed Brad on the nose
some objects danced in his underpants, just achin' to foreclose
but Jen replied "best not, cupcake, uh don't wanna family YIT!
so let's not do...sumTHANG we maht regrit!"
[ more frenzied fiddling ]
sheDevil waited up - in case
Brad visited her door
FIRE raged in his testicles as he entered it (then more)
when he found himself inside her place, well she made an evil hiss
and they banged each other ALL night
and it sounded sumpin like this...
[ sorry...gonna hafta use your imagination folks..... ]
when the deed was finished Jen burst in
wot'n'EARTH have you two DUN?
jest sit down in that chair raht thair
n'be apologising, hon!"
sheDevil-then-urged-him "RUN-Brad-RUN!
j'stick-around-with-me...we'll have loadsa fun
dick-has-made-its-mind-up...likes-how-I blow!"
"Jenny-would-you-do-that?"
"No Brad no!"
[ even more frenzied fiddling as Brad contemplates Jennifer's reply ]
sheDevil tossed her head because she knew she had Jen beat
she spat some "curls" from "downthere" on the ground at Jenny's feet
Jenny said "omigodYOU are GROSS
and yer SO-an-inconsiderate freend!"
but sheDevil snarled "you dumbass-exbitch
you can kiss muh rear eend"
Jen cried
Braddy-don't-leave-me! BACK-please-COME!
sheDevil's-gonna-bring-our-paradise-undone
y'dick-it-won't-survive-that tit'n'muff show
Braddy-doncha-leave-me! NO Brad NO!
[ yet MORE frenzied fiddling, then emphatic Southern finish......then, years later, their paths cross.... ]
Jennifer:
Y'know, according to Charlie Daniels, I shoulda won Brad Pitt
sheDevil:
Well according to Angelina...I don't give a shit
sheDevil went round to Jennifer
she was lookin for her man to steal
always bags her boys coz the gal employs
freakin shitloada sex appeal
well she'd come across this young man...playin Mr.Smith n'lookin quite hot
and sheDevil'd jumped upon the hunkofaspunk n'said "boy, look at what I'VE got!"
he said "you didn't KNOW it
but I've a good wife and I'm true"
then snakes alive! - she found his wife
n'said "I will BET with you -
now I'M told yer a cute sweetie-pie
but give sheDevil her due
coz I easily can...seduce your man
and mother a Cambodian too"
The wife said "MUH - name's - Jenny
and I'm a well-known "Friend"
so I'll take yer bet
yer gonna regret, cuz I'll be
BRAD's gal to the iend!
Jenny washed and dried her hair and kissed Brad on the nose
some objects danced in his underpants, just achin' to foreclose
but Jen replied "best not, cupcake, uh don't wanna family YIT!
so let's not do...sumTHANG we maht regrit!"
[ more frenzied fiddling ]
sheDevil waited up - in case
Brad visited her door
FIRE raged in his testicles as he entered it (then more)
when he found himself inside her place, well she made an evil hiss
and they banged each other ALL night
and it sounded sumpin like this...
[ sorry...gonna hafta use your imagination folks..... ]
when the deed was finished Jen burst in
wot'n'EARTH have you two DUN?
jest sit down in that chair raht thair
n'be apologising, hon!"
sheDevil-then-urged-him "RUN-Brad-RUN!
j'stick-around-with-me...we'll have loadsa fun
dick-has-made-its-mind-up...likes-how-I blow!"
"Jenny-would-you-do-that?"
"No Brad no!"
[ even more frenzied fiddling as Brad contemplates Jennifer's reply ]
sheDevil tossed her head because she knew she had Jen beat
she spat some "curls" from "downthere" on the ground at Jenny's feet
Jenny said "omigodYOU are GROSS
and yer SO-an-inconsiderate freend!"
but sheDevil snarled "you dumbass-exbitch
you can kiss muh rear eend"
Jen cried
Braddy-don't-leave-me! BACK-please-COME!
sheDevil's-gonna-bring-our-paradise-undone
y'dick-it-won't-survive-that tit'n'muff show
Braddy-doncha-leave-me! NO Brad NO!
[ yet MORE frenzied fiddling, then emphatic Southern finish......then, years later, their paths cross.... ]
Jennifer:
Y'know, according to Charlie Daniels, I shoulda won Brad Pitt
sheDevil:
Well according to Angelina...I don't give a shit
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AWESOME JOB! 555! DAMN this rules
This is just RIOTOUS!! What a freakin' imagination, I LMFAO all the way through this. The visuals this brought to mind are unbelievable. But, just WHO are these 'celebrities? LOL! Great stuff Stu, I ought to send this to the tabloids over here.
Grit slang y'alls got der! Ah's gonna haveta giv dis err fives!
so funny i had a coniption fit
Your fiddling take-off made me burn with laughter.
You should have included a reference to Jennifer (apparently) burning her wedding dress when she divorced Brad Pitt! 555.
This is a howlin' hoot!..I'd give it 666 if I could
thanks Jack :-)
thanks Dee - gotta admit I enjoyed the visuals myself...;-)
thanks Matthias, alvin, JAB
I did not know that Jason - maybe there will be a sequel - thanks
thanks AFW - lol
thanks Dee - gotta admit I enjoyed the visuals myself...;-)
thanks Matthias, alvin, JAB
I did not know that Jason - maybe there will be a sequel - thanks
thanks AFW - lol
Another awesome Brangelina parody to add to your canon....this RAWKS! 555
(SOTM) Yee-haw, that's a bitch-slappin, s***-kickin' good time, Stu! 555
(SOTM) Wow. Wow. Wow. Stu, you should write the celeb mags for a living!!
SOTM-Great
SOTM - OMG! x 5 x 3! Freaking hilarious!
(SOTM) That was disgusting. And funny! As disgusting parodies should be.
(SOTM) Another worthy SOTM contender (as are pretty much all your parodies!)...you should definitely get a job as a showbiz pundit.....
(SOTM) First, the only negatives (which aren't your fault at all): having never seen an episode of Friends in its entirety in my life, nor having followed celebrity stuff much, if at all, I got a bit lost.
That said, this is still hilarious, and if I follwed such things mentioned in my first paragraph, you would see a 565 vote from me. As it stands, you get a very solid 555, for an excellent idea and execution of a difficult OS (your accents out-Charlie Daniels; you spend any time in the deep South recently?). My favorite line was "she spat some "curls" from "downthere" on the ground at Jenny's feet"; LOL!
That said, this is still hilarious, and if I follwed such things mentioned in my first paragraph, you would see a 565 vote from me. As it stands, you get a very solid 555, for an excellent idea and execution of a difficult OS (your accents out-Charlie Daniels; you spend any time in the deep South recently?). My favorite line was "she spat some "curls" from "downthere" on the ground at Jenny's feet"; LOL!
great os and subject i did this song and i know of it's little foiables well done !555
(SOTM)See above! Loved it again!
Well, sheDevil gave Jennifer her due. That's what happens when you go into a marriage with a feminist mindset. This is not to condone cheating or fornication or to claim that sheDevil is righteous or anything, just to say that you can't take from your partner, refuse to give anything in return and expect him to remain faithful.----MM
SOTM - Interesting ... this month we have naughty songs ... songs about tobacco ... so we're covered for sex and drugs, but we're a little light on rock 'n roll! Unless that's what we're supposed to be imagining during the instrumental....
HEY! How's an Aussie like you such an expert on the American Southern Draaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwl?
:-)
Stu, you freakin', fiddlin', fornicatin', foreigner. I thought how well this goes with your 'dueling mangoes' parody. Both epic parodies to epic INSTRUMENTAL songs? This one had some words to it, but the focus was always the fiddling instruments. Apparently that's still the focus. You crazy, man. Fave line:
"Jenny-would-you-do-that?"
"No Brad no!"
"Jenny-would-you-do-that?"
"No Brad no!"
Wow, Friends. I haven't seen that show in a LONG time. 5-5-5
(SOTM) Ha hahah! The Jen and Brad Split (The un-Friendly version).
Heh heh heh. Many great details, but I'm particularly fond of how you fit in "freakin shitloada sex appeal" and "and mother a Cambodian too." Angelina has to be the most-feted celebrity on Amiright. For good reason, of course; she makes the FIRE rage.
A great parody you got there "friend"
(SOTY) When I read this line, "some objects danced in his underpants, just achin' to foreclose", I thought, "My, that Aussie wordsmith sure can write some funny stuff! Brangelina has come full circle with this masterpiece, Stu. :-) 555+++
(SOTY) Excellent job here. . .I do have to say that I had a little trouble scanning certain parts, but all and all very good.
A very, very good parody (As of course you know) I am still a fan of the accent you did with this country song, and I'm trying to come up with my own idea for this song because it's part of the Epic 40 and nothing is coming to me, so you know that this song is a hard one to pull off.
It's been awhile
(ABC4S) Fantastic job on a Charlie Daniels' classic. Loved the "use your imagination" part - That is class. Great job all the way through and the ending is pure genius. Love it Stu.
A pleasure revisiting this one, Stu, and I got a good chuckle out of "and mother a Cambodian too" this time.
(ABC4-S) See above - though after a re-read, I have this to add: you're WEIRD.
(ABC) This story has kinda lost it's flair at this point (I heard so much Jen/Brad etc that it's just kinda old now) I still like the way it was worded though, hard to forget that.
ABC- Awesome job on such a tough OS. Well paced and very funny. Good job, Stu.
Well Stu...I've waited until now to come right out and say it, but, I just love the way you write. This has so much going on that it's impossible for me to single out favorite lines. The whole parody is frikkin' hilarious.
I, as well, enjoyed your take on the American Southern accent.
If I didn't enjoy reading your parodies so much I'd actually be discouraged to see you pull out an entry from 2006 and make some of us work so hard to try and write something new to try and beat it. Just excellent !!!!!!!!!
I, as well, enjoyed your take on the American Southern accent.
If I didn't enjoy reading your parodies so much I'd actually be discouraged to see you pull out an entry from 2006 and make some of us work so hard to try and write something new to try and beat it. Just excellent !!!!!!!!!
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