-> "sheDevil's Showdown With Jennifer"
Original Song Title:
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"sheDevil's Showdown With Jennifer"
[ frenzied fiddling ]
sheDevil went round to Jennifer
she was lookin for her man to steal
always bags her boys coz the gal employs
freakin shitloada sex appeal
well she'd come across this young man...playin Mr.Smith n'lookin quite hot
and sheDevil'd jumped upon the hunkofaspunk n'said "boy, look at what I'VE got!"
he said "you didn't KNOW it
but I've a good wife and I'm true"
then snakes alive! - she found his wife
n'said "I will BET with you -
now I'M told yer a cute sweetie-pie
but give sheDevil her due
coz I easily can...seduce your man
and mother a Cambodian too"
The wife said "MUH - name's - Jenny
and I'm a well-known "Friend"
so I'll take yer bet
yer gonna regret, cuz I'll be
BRAD's gal to the iend!
Jenny washed and dried her hair and kissed Brad on the nose
some objects danced in his underpants, just achin' to foreclose
but Jen replied "best not, cupcake, uh don't wanna family YIT!
so let's not do...sumTHANG we maht regrit!"
[ more frenzied fiddling ]
sheDevil waited up - in case
Brad visited her door
FIRE raged in his testicles as he entered it (then more)
when he found himself inside her place, well she made an evil hiss
and they banged each other ALL night
and it sounded sumpin like this...
[ sorry...gonna hafta use your imagination folks..... ]
when the deed was finished Jen burst in
wot'n'EARTH have you two DUN?
jest sit down in that chair raht thair
n'be apologising, hon!"
j'stick-around-with-me...we'll have loadsa fun
"No Brad no!"
[ even more frenzied fiddling as Brad contemplates Jennifer's reply ]
sheDevil tossed her head because she knew she had Jen beat
she spat some "curls" from "downthere" on the ground at Jenny's feet
Jenny said "omigodYOU are GROSS
and yer SO-an-inconsiderate freend!"
but sheDevil snarled "you dumbass-exbitch
you can kiss muh rear eend"
y'dick-it-won't-survive-that tit'n'muff show
Braddy-doncha-leave-me! NO Brad NO!
[ yet MORE frenzied fiddling, then emphatic Southern finish......then, years later, their paths cross.... ]
Y'know, according to Charlie Daniels, I shoulda won Brad Pitt
Well according to Angelina...I don't give a shit
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