Song Parodies -> Angelina

Original Song Title:	"Mickey"
Original Performer:	Toni Basil

Parody Song Title:	"Angelina"
Parody Written by:	Stuart McArthur

Dedicated to the only woman my wife will give me a get-out-of-jail free card for... (well aware, of course, of it's chances of being used)

A. Jolie you're so fine - you're so fine you blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - you're so fine you blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - you're so fine you blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - you're so fine you blow my mind
so pretty

Oh Angie!

You grew up in a whirl, but what a fine result
an Interrupted Girl but a contiguous adult
you loved the freakshow world - but now you're your own cult - Angie

the day you said "Hey Billy" well return to there you won't
coz when you said "I do" you know you should've said "I don't"
he left you with tattoos! - and NOW you're all alone - Angie

Angelina, on the screen a, very sexy girl
you take me by the heart, both the oyster and the pearl
Angelina - never seen a, wilder child unfurl
It's babes like you Angie
oh you're so cool Angie, drool Angie
take me to school Angie

Oh Angie!

when you took on Lara Croft - noone ever looked so hot
Your lips they seemed so soft but kissing them would make me NOT
your guns you held aloft but somehow I'm the one who shot - Angie

so come on, and do it for me any way you can
any way you wanna play'll satisfy this man
oh please baby, once again you leave me in a jam - Angie!

Angelina's misdemeanors, banished to the past
she's Taking Lives and giving Brad a problem with contrasts
Angelina, beauty queen, you're effortlessly cast
It's babes like you Angie
oh you're so cool Angie, drool Angie
please don't be cruel Angie

A. Jolie you're so fine - Angelina, blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - Angelina, blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - Angelina, blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - Angelina, blow my mind
so pretty

Angelina, in my dreams a union taking place
it happens in the daylight coz I love to watch your face
Angelina, in between the satin and the lace
to guys like me Angie
it's ecstasy Angie, glee Angie
vitamin V Angie

Angelina, never been a cooler movie queen
you've got a dozen angles that your daddy's never seen
Angelina, magazines are always very keen
to fea-ture you, Angie
oh yes it's true Angie - who, Angie's
as cool as you Angie?

Angelina's misdemeanors, banished to the past
she's Taking Lives and giving Brad a problem with contrasts
Angelina, beauty queen, so elegantly cast
It's gals like you Angie
oh you're so cool Angie, drool Angie
take me to school Angie

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Jeff Reuben - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Excellent! The Interrupted Girl line was great.

Arwen - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

While I don't share the majority of your sentiments...I do think she's a gorgeous girl...nice work here, Stuart.

Li Oh Xie - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Damn, but I do love a good internal rhyme -- and this is chock full of 'em. Nicely done.

Kristof - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Blimey!! What a rollercoaster...I got a headache just reading it! "Vitamin V"..LOL...555...cooool

Ashkicksass - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

AWESOME! And you KNOW I love her too!!

AFW - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Like the parody and like Angelina...5'ies

Stuart McArthur - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Jeff
thanks Arwen - sentiments is too soft a word ;-)
thanks Li - I do too.......
thanks for the Blimey Kristof - no greater compliment :-)
thanks Ash! :-)
thanks AFW - from yesterday's comment I thought maybe you didn't - what a nice surprise :-)

alvin rhodes - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

fives for you...tens for angelina

Stuart McArthur - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

exactly Alvin! - thanks for the 5s

Johnny D - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

What Alvin said ... and, for A.J. ... rrrowwwrrr ... ohhh that lovely little mpeg of her that's floatin' 'round the web, haaa-rrrowwwrrr ...

Stuart McArthur - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks Johnny - what mpeg?? - I juts gotta get me that mpeg!

Johnny D - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment

When you cut-and-paste either of these URLs into your browser, Chucky G's anti-twit software may insert a hidden bogus " - " hyphen-character into the URL which will appear after you paste it and which you must manually delete before the URL will work in your browser.

Very slow downloading from a Russian website, but well worth the wait...

http://blbhoy.narod.ru/video/video/angelina_jolie02.mpg
http://blbhoy.narod.ru/video/angelina_jolie2_video.html

Stuart McArthur - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny - Russian footage of Angelina? probably picking potatoes or something - all dirty and sweaty :-)

Johnny D - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment

You're welcome, Stuart. Nope, she's butt-naked, walking down a hall toward a gal who I think plays her lesbian lover in the film ... first you get a lovely long, lingering, full-length rear-view, and then the camera-angle changes to a close-up front-shot from her waist up. Very lovely indeed. Rrrrowwwrrr.

Stuart McArthur - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Johnny, if you just heard a "D'OH" floating into your country from across the Pacific Ocean, it's because I just spent my hour downloading the mpeg, then my computer wouldn't play it - still trying though :-)

Spaff.com - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Splendiferous, Stuartiste. Ditto what everyone else said. You KNOW I love Angelina:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,2706.1462.html
And that scene Johnny DD describes is from the movie "Gia," in case you'd rather rent it than risk a viral infection from a Russian porn site.

Stuart McArthur - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment

wow, Spaff, do you know everything? - or everything about Angelina? - I don't feel so adolescent about my crush with you and Johnny D standing beside me - and that "standing" is "to attention"

Ash - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment

*@*SOTM*@*

Guy - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Very clever word play.

Know 1 can hear you dream - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Looking forward to a movie, any movie, where Angelina Jolie and Liv Tyler gets to play sisters. Unless it�'s set in the arctic of course. :-)

Scathe - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I remember the OS from junior high school. It was used for mandatory dancing in phys. ed. I don't know that much about Angelina Jolie though.

Agrimorfee - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM)Any parody that compel the men here to attempt downloading bootleg nekkid video footage from Russia gets a Special Star in my book. 545

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I rented out 'Original Sin' as research. I've never studied so hard in my life. And that film where Liv Tyler is her sister sounds sweet, seeing her attitude towards marrying her brother...
Brilliant parody, Stu.

Adagio - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

:D (SOTM) Good one, Stu! 5's

Claude Prez - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............oh, sorry. I was just picturing Angelina Jolie in a cheerleader outfit. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........oh, sorry. Great song too. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................

Rick D - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment

AJ has serious problems that can be described in four words. SHE MARRIED BILLY BOB

Stuart McArthur - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment

yes, Claude - that idea's got 'box office smash' written all over it - maybe they could do a remake of 'Bring It On'

"ooh it's cold in here - there's not enough Jolie in the at-mos-phere"

Kristof Robertson - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) First Angie....and now Anna Kournikova...and in the nude, no less! Shame on you Stu...are you working thru the alphabet or something? ;-)

Adam Eccleshall - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Funny stuff :-) 5's

Phil Alexander - February 19, 2005 - Report this comment

A friend of mine travelled with M.elle Jolie (well, on the same plane, anyway ;-) ), and remarked that sans make-up she ain't that, well, "jolie". But this was a tres jolly parody, Stuart.

John Jenkins - February 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Contiguous adult ... heh heh. Well done, Stuart. And you never know, Stuart. She is so unpredictable, that she might read this parody and look you up.

Stuart McArthur - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment

REFUSE to believe it Phil - talk to the hand!

Determined to believe it John - yeah! why not? - that could happen! - what's her email address?

Spaff.com - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Still love it, Stuartiste. You've inspired me to do another AJ tribute - this time as a song parody. I'll try not to steal too many of your lines. And to finally answer your Jan 13 questions, yes and yes.

Stuart McArthur - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Spaff! Steal them! Please!

Johnny D - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) See above.

Ethan Mawyer - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment

SOTM - 544

Michael Pacholek - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment

The one woman who can make me forget Catherine What'shername. And she's not as nuts as her reputation suggests. Just nuts enough.

Jeff Reuben - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment

SOTM--see above...and, of course, "Angelina ? never seen a, wilder child unfurl" was a great line =)

Tim Mayfield - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I'll crush these 5's for ya.

MysteryGoat - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) The modern adolecent anthom perhaps?

Arwen - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment

SOTM--as I mentioned before...I think she's gorgeous. But I AM in kind of a fight with her since the whole Brad & Jen thing...even if they deny it forever...I'm still going to blame her.

2nz - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah, she's a consistently hot lady. Great rhyme scheme throughout, Stu.

2nz - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment

P.S. what Claude said

2Eagle - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment

She may be hot, but I betcha tomorrow she'll be not. She did get the Razzie. Like her godmother (?) Jacqueline Bisset she's long on sex appeal, but her talent is limited.

Johnny D - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Stuart --- I found it --- a much-faster-downloading high-quality clip of "Angelina in the Altogether" ...

http://www.celebflix.com/free_sm_old/movies/jolie.mpg

Stuart McArthur - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Johnny - do you think while there are naked clips of Angelina Jolie streaming around cyberspace, I just sit here twiddling my thumbs? I made it my mission to limewire it (after you and Spaff alerted me to the fact) and I, in turn, have further spread the joy to many appreciative visitors to my home

thanks JD! - keep me posted on any future delicacies you may come across in your cyber-travels :-)

Stuart McArthur - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment

PS. Johnny - freeze-frame the very last frame of Angelina in the clip (before it cuts to the other girl) and watch her eyes - to get a Brad's-eye view

tomario - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment

had a bit of trouble with contiguous-and embarrasingly cult came out wrong (lol) .marvellous parody.

Ethan Mawyer - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment

ABC3A - Apparently I saw this before, but I gave it higher marks this time.

Rex - June 25, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC) Well written, enjoyed this!

Agrimorfee - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3)See above comment from long ago...

Johnny D - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC) See above!

Red Ant - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3) TMGLTM. You're opening comment is interesting too, since Nicole and I have had that same discussion: not only would I get a GOOJF card, I'd get a 3 way!

I gave you 5s, though if TOS gets stuck in my head (the "Hollaback Girl" of the 80s), I'm going to be very unhappy with you, Stu. ;-)

Matthias - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Can't hide my plea, Angelina... 5's!!!

Arwen - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment

ABC--still a fun one, Stuart!!

Max Power - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment

ABC3-Good

Christie Marie M - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Oh, that's classic! So beautiful! It's very nice of how much you feel about Angelina Jolie because she's also one of my fave actresses. Love her in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Playing God, and Girl, Interrupted. Move over, Brad Pitt!!!!

littleCupCakes - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Sir, your Angie was very provacative in BeoWulf. She had Ray WinStone just where she wanted him! ~~CC

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Song Parodies -> Angelina

"Mickey"

Toni Basil

"Angelina"

Stuart McArthur

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