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Song Parodies -> "You Aint My Husband Yet"

Original Song Title:

"You Aint Seen Nothing Yet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bachman Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"You Aint My Husband Yet"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

Sure marriage is the doorway to bliss, but some tiny tiny things do somehow change (not complaining though, mind you).......read it to the Original Song, which plays if you click here

He visited his woman
she said that he could stay
she smiled and said she'd do things, to him
he could have her any way

He said that - any love is good lovin'
she could just lie there instead
hmm? ooh
ooooh she looked at him with wary eyes...
and said "Y'aint my husband yet....
I-I-I'm easy
coz you aint my h-h-husband yet
I'll DO things
that I later will regret
...b-b-be-coz
you just aint my h-h-husband yet"
(then baby, you a-goin' down!)

and next night for his dinner
she cooked fillet mignon
she popped open a bottle
vintage Dom P-Perignon

He said that, any food is good food
so a pie would do instead
or a simple slice of bread
and then she looked at him with those cunning eyes
...and said
"you aint my husband yet
I-only-do-this coz
you aint my h-h-husband yet
I have to...keep casting my marriage n...net out, baby
because-because-because you still
AINT my husband yet"

(you need salivating)
(gotta make you drool!)


[rollicking ole instrumental]


any husband's a good husband
she must net who she can get
while she tries to stay brunette, and so
and so,
and so she treats him like the Sultan of Brunei, because

...he AINT her husband yet

sadly
he just aint her h-h-husband yet
and when he, and when he
does surrender he'll hafta forget all these
all these
th-th-th-these
goodies th-th-th-that he gets!

(coz he's goin' down)

he aint her husband yet
that's why she needs to...
she needs to wed him urgently

make the kill

one day he's GONNA have regrets
the day she MAKES them a duet

ooh ooh ooh

(fade)

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alvin rhodes - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
the ol' bait and switch...lol..5s
Arwen - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
So THAT's why I'm not married yet...I get it. I refuse to candy coat one thing about myself and I scare them away on the first date! It's ALL making sense to me now...
TJC - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny & clever take-- and singable -- once you get down with all your "cunning glottal plosives"!
AFW - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny and philosophical, and makes great sense...
PMS - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with AFW
Adagio - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin...it's not bait and switch to us. It's compromise to get our way. : D Really insightfule parody, Stu...plus funny! 5's
Stuart McArthur - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks alvin

hard to candy-coat candy, Arwen, although Krispy Creme seem to have figured it out - maybe give them a call - and muchos thanks :-)

desrperate to know what "cunning glottal plosives" are, TJC - don't leave me hanging like this! - thanks mate

thanks AFW and PMS (your namesake becomes a lot more prevalent after marriage too, come to think of it ;-) - and thanks Pat
Meriadoc - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, very insightful, but now you got me thinking of a companion piece of the same title, where the prospective groom still opens doors, wears underwear without holes and refrains from blowing his nose in the sink... ;-)
Stuart McArthur - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
ha, good point, meri - my wife has always claimed that all men have only one good massage in them, and you can be sure they're not going to be saving that up until AFTER the wedding day ;- )
Peregrin - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Your finger is on the pulse Stu. Unfortunately.
Ann Hammond - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I think you're telling it like it is.
Agrimorfee - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Especially the morning after the night before. (tsk!) hehe. Clever
Johnny D - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Poor bastard! Here's $ 555 for a lifetime supply of Oriental Massages With "Happy Ending".
Matthias - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
One ring to rule them all...
Michael McVey - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
How true! And then the guys who ARE willing to commit get snubbed because their social status isn't high enough, or because they aren't total jerks. Funny country you have up there...............
Arwen - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny funny funny...I'm loving all the BTO stuff the second time around...
Phil Alexander - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
How did I miss this first time around? Possibly 'cause it came out when I didn't have an internet connection, but that's a poor excuse - this is so twistedly cynical it's fantastic, Stu. Not from personal experience, I hope?
Mikey Squirrel - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- Another BTO parody! Very clever and good work, Stu.

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