Song Parodies -> Love Is A Happy Meal

Original Song Title:	"Love Is A Battlefield"
Original Performer:	Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:	"Love Is A Happy Meal"
Parody Written by:	Stuart McArthur

Congrats Jeff Reuben on your new baby girl......ah yes, I recall the joys my kids gave me when they were young - in fact I still have this little note one of them penned for me.....

I am
THREE!
I know what food's good for ME!
I don't want fruit (yuk) or peas!
just want my Happy Meal

(whoa oa oa oa oa oa oa oa ooooaaaa!)
I am....
STUBB'N!
your food aint what I call lovin'
sick of that health shit you're shovin'
if you do love me...
Love is a Happy Meal

I eat all your crap
it tastes just like shit
why do you hurt me SO bad?
I'll draw you a map - 'f you want a nice kid
gimme the best meal
I'VE had
believe me, believe me, I'm sick of your crap
that "tough love is good love" bunk - don't give ME that

I'm a
BUB!
I've got discerning tasteBUDS!
they know the meaning of love
Love is a Happy Meal

What cool
TOYS!
in that slick packaging (boy!)
all those small parts to enjoy!
Only three
bucksfifty...
Love is a Happy Meal

When I've screamed myself hoarse
(been crying three years)
don't you want me TO stop?
sure, gimme some sauce - some coke, beef and cheese
then find some spuds
TO chop
But even - if you cooked - those fries perf - ectly
and fusioned that cheese to that burger for me...

Not the
SAME!
that's just a drag on your day!
If you want me to behave
Give me a Happy Meal

Love, that's
NOT!
love's when I get what I want
love's a MacDonalds croissant
you and I both know...
Love is a Happy Meal!

(hugs and kisses from your widdle wuv-pumpkin xxxx )

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Johnny D - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(see this parody on AmiRight's "New Entries" page for April 7th)

Awwww.... 5's

Red Ant - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Gratz Jeff! 555 on this parody Stuart ! PS to Jeff ( I know you have seen it, but ( SHAMELESS PLUG WARNING ))http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional762.shtml is something you may want to read again in a few years when your baby girl knows OMcDHAF and requests a Happy Meal.

alvin rhodes - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment

nice concept and execution

Stuart McArthur - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks Johnny, Red Ant, and alvin

Rick Cormier - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Been there, rug rat!! Free 5's

Stuart McArthur - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Rick - yeah they're a load of laughs, but as they say: bigger kids, bigger problems....;-)

Dee Range - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment

:-)...Very sentimental, Stu. Good job, and I finally had time to read your GOLD MEDAL WINNER from last month. It just blew me away. I left you a comment or two :-)

Jeff Reuben - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you Stu and Red Ant! I can certainly relate to the parody as well. The love wasn't there, so I settled for lunch: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/patbenatar3.shtml =)

Stuart McArthur - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks Dee - yep, no time to be sentimental when you're matching wits with a three-year-old

Glad you saw it Jeff, with the delayed posting and all - congrats again, but I don't expect we'll be seeing much of you for the next 5 years....(I'm off to check out your Pat Benatar)

The Charnstar] - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment

ABC3= LOVED the OS, and this is just SUCH a good parody. The only problem is I hate MacDonalds...... Grrr.... But still, great parody here, 5-5-5

Cat - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC-L) Now that's one potty-mouthed (though probably not potty-trained) three-year-old! Nice job.

Max Power - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment

ABC3L-Great

Jason - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3L) Good job. I LOVED the Happy Meals when I was a kid!

Johnny D - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC) See above, first comment!

Agrimorfee - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC-3) I echo Cat's sentiments.

Red Ant - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3L) Jeez, I didn't actually say much about the parody before. Funny work, and great set-up in the intro comment, Stu. Lots of great lines and rhymes; "fusioned that cheese..." was classic and too true. Excellent OS, too.

Michael McVey - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Ya dere hey, where'd your 3-year-old learn to talk like that? No more Happy Meals until he nixes the profanity!!! ----MM, another expecting dad --- see the pics on spotmeows.multiply.com

Josh 2 - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment

[Homer Simpson] HMMMMMM, Happy Meals [/Homer Simpson] 5s

Matthias - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment

La da da da da... I'm Lovin' It

Arwen - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment

ABC...lots of fun, Stuart...I feel guilty every time I give in and have fast food...but now I'm just going to hum this song and smile my way through the fat and calories. =)

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Song Parodies -> Love Is A Happy Meal

"Love Is A Battlefield"

Pat Benatar

"Love Is A Happy Meal"

Stuart McArthur

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