-> "Guilty Teeth Have Frogslegs Bitten"
Original Song Title:
"Careless Whisper"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Guilty Teeth Have Frogslegs Bitten"
The Lyrics
(whoa-oa oh...oh-oh whoa)
I feel
so - un - sure
as I take that snail, and scrape him out - with - my - fork
dunno how he died
somehow his demise
calls to mind a "sizzling fields"
sure - ly - no - joy - ride
I'll never go to France again
Guilty teeth have hot snails bitten
though I'm queasy, I pretend
that I enjoy them too-oo
I shoulda stood up and been the snailworld's friend
lam-basted both le chef et garcon
so I'll never go to France again
I'm sorry France - adieu
whoa-oa-oa
Time
can never mend
the legless stumps of
all - our - frog - friends
It is so unkind
to have wined and dined
ON their limbs while those frogs limp
home - on their - froghinds
I'll never go to France again
guilty teeth have frogslegs bitten
though uneasy, I dipped them
into the cheese fondue
I shoulda yelled out "You guys have no excuse...
to make those critters amputees" so
I can never go to France again
and neither, frogs, should vous
(that-goes-for-vous-too)
[ wailing emo sax solo ]
Tonight the munching seems so loud
but maybe if I'd screamed this out:
"Hey guys!...It's cruel what you do!
You're hurting little animals who aint hurt you!"
they'd still be inching...through the flowers
they'd still be "ribbit"...ing for hours
but NO!
they're born in France and they...
must
pay-ay
so I'll never dine with Franks again
guilty gullet won't go near them
and I totally do intend
their restaurants to shun
shoulda know better than to eat those dudes
and swallow all that goodness in them
I can never go to France again
(they tasted kinda yu-um)
oh-oh oh
[ even more wailing sax ]
now that...
it's done
they......
were so yu-um
they taste...
-ed great
why'd they have to ta-aste
so grea-eat
with a cheeky char-donn-ay?
l'lala lala...
l'lala lala...
l'lala lala...
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