-> "Brit-ney!"
Original Song Title:
"Tragedy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Brit-ney!"
The Lyrics
Here...I lie
on the salon floor and so, goodbye
dead and gone
(no wait, seems I'm worth one milli-on)
Britney-grown
I just can't make it on my own
I really should belong to you
shone by you
washed by you
tossed by yooooooooooooooooou...
Britney!
why'd you need a shop, just to chop me off
huh Britney?
why'd I hafta die? gee I don't know why
It's hard to bare
(but not for your skull though - it's GOT NO HAIR)
Britney!
so you've shorn me off coz you're all peed off
you hit me...
baby, one more time: I aint FEDERLINE!
I'm just your hair
tomorrow you'll brush me and
I won't be there!
[solemn instrumental]
What...a day!
You started with a de-tox shake
bu-ut
then you quit
(can't blame you that stuff tastes like shit)
Un-fairly
you had to take it out on me
I really should be owned by you
grown by you
tended to
extended too
Britney!
why'd ya hafta shave me oohbaby baby
Britney!
I was such a friend (though I had split ends)
now I'm not there!
and now Donald Trump has got prettier hair
Britney!
recent-ly you shared that you're bald down there
but Britney!
doesn't mean you should then extend that look
it's hard to find
bald ex-mouseketeers
not IN decline
oooohhh
[more solemn and foreboding instrumental]
Britney!
if you wanna headline marry one more time
oh Britney!
what a nincompoop - it's too LATE for "Oops" you
did it again!
the next big idea you get
FIRST count to ten
Britney!
(oh I give up - honestly....)
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