Song Parodies -> If I Were The Minister Of Brit Insecurity
| Original Song Title: | "If I Were A Carpenter" |
| Original Performer: | Bobby Darin |
| Parody Song Title: | "If I Were The Minister Of Brit Insecurity" |
| Parody Written by: | Stuart McArthur |
I absolutely, categorically, positively ,DENY...(pause for emphasis)...ANY suggestion I am about to mount a challenge to Kristof's leadership of The AmIRight Party - (so there's no need for him to feel any insecurity whatsoever - and I should know - I'm the minister)
If I were the minister
of Brit Insecurity
I'd get the Queer Eye guys
to increase our beauty
If I were elected I'd
address sporting failure
our Olympians WILL acquire
as much gold as Australia
I'll request our nuclear mate - to straighten the Earth's axis
to get a decent summer that - distracts from our taxes
If I want to blow sky high
a Middle East government
I would double-check M.I.
( unlike the incumbent )
If I had direct access
to the Treasury Safe-key
I would slip Charles some cash
to road-test a new lady
I'll lock Jamie Oliv-ER - in his 'frigerator
to cryogenic'ly rebirth - two centuries later
new Chief Whip?....hmm, I'd intern.....the hilaryh8er
of Brit Insecurity
I'd get the Queer Eye guys
to increase our beauty
If I were elected I'd
address sporting failure
our Olympians WILL acquire
as much gold as Australia
I'll request our nuclear mate - to straighten the Earth's axis
to get a decent summer that - distracts from our taxes
If I want to blow sky high
a Middle East government
I would double-check M.I.
( unlike the incumbent )
If I had direct access
to the Treasury Safe-key
I would slip Charles some cash
to road-test a new lady
I'll lock Jamie Oliv-ER - in his 'frigerator
to cryogenic'ly rebirth - two centuries later
new Chief Whip?....hmm, I'd intern.....the hilaryh8er
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Damn lying politicians. WEDNESDAY!!!! DKTOS but I vote this 555 anyway because then when we are all in office together I can criticicize everyone as Secretary of OFfense. The Amirght Party shall rule the WORLD!!! HAHAHAHA.
not to mention the minister of witty parodies...5s
Well done, Stu! What's the Amiright Party though??? btw/5s
The Amiright Party is running for postions in a fictitious government as a joke on inthe00s.com. I have submitted mine already will show up tomorrow.
Here, here! Yes, minister! My parody 'Hired a Sniper' is my AmIRight Party themed one. Great policies, Stu!
oops, sorry Red Ant - you're right - it should've been tomorrow - but thanks for the 5s
thanks alvin (kickbacks coming your way)
thanks Rick - yes, as Red Ant says, check out the thread at inthe00s / amIRight / song parodies / the Amiright party on the message board
Luke, you and I both stuffed up the date - some Aussie support we are for our leader - I'll check yours out now
thanks alvin (kickbacks coming your way)
thanks Rick - yes, as Red Ant says, check out the thread at inthe00s / amIRight / song parodies / the Amiright party on the message board
Luke, you and I both stuffed up the date - some Aussie support we are for our leader - I'll check yours out now
Stu, Stu, Stu....WEDNESDAY!! ;-) Still, this is great, and highly relatable for an Aussie ex-pat. 555
d'oh - sorry your excellency, since I've been a minister, the days are just a blur - another scotch should fix it......*glug glug glug*
I'm feeling very insecure as to how to vote and comment on this, where do I send an official plea for public help?
...er, that's the Divine Goddess's department - the buck don't stop here, buddy
I think this is awesome, but I'm not really sure, so don't quote me on that until I've formed a committee that will back me up. I mean, um, if they will, you know.
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