I am flat gobsmacked
well how could I know?
that they'd hi-jacked
the whole jumbo
I can't believe this scene before my eyes

there's a hundred beavers
(a few are shorn)
pilot's coming
(he's blowing his horn)
he welcomes me to "Beaver-Friendly Skies"

They're cute and...they smile at me
seems that they like what they see
seems that they're impressed I'm fully grown
there's beavers on this jet plane
think I'll get off......(if I remain)
whoa now...
testosterone

there's so many beavers
end to end
so many neat and
furry friends
It's such a warm...fuzzy atmosphere

every first class seat
is beaver-lined
everyone I meet's
the beaver kind
it looks like I'm the one non-beaver here

There must be...'bout ninety-three
beavers winking up at me
like an episode of "Lost" uncut
there's beavers on this jet plane
soon they'll be in the bush again
but now...
care for a nut?

Not much time left
in the blue sky
As the plane
d'scends so do I
to feast on these...beaverish...delights

Shortly I
am all touched-down
So goodbye
to all that brown
muff, whoops fluff....(got to get that right)

They...
wink a fond farewell
reassure me they won't tell
what takes place on planes stays on the plane
the beavers on this jet plane
were not conducive to restraint
beavers on this jet plane
bus-i-ly conquered my terrain
beavers on this jet plane
I feel like Hef on mary jane

hooray

for this....jumbo