-> "Stuck With These Presents From You (12 Days Worth)"
Original Song Title:
"Stuck In The Middle With You" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stuck With These Presents From You (12 Days Worth)"
Well I dunno how to say this to you
I got a feeling you don't think things through
There's this pear tree with a partridge inside
and some drummers who keep drumming all night
Maids to the left of me, milking by the pint
here I am
stuck with these presents from you
suppose it's nice that you've spent
lots of trouble flying in those French hens
It's so hard to say, but I'd have preferred
just a card and maybe some thoughtful words
Swans keep attacking me (gee those buggers bite)
and six geese
keep laying eggs in the loo
When we started our romancing I did
not know you were raving mad
Now I'm waist deep in this crap and
will you take it back again
Furthermore on top of it all
the wrapping paper could fill Albert Hall
There are Christmas cards all over the floor
and the dancing ladies broke the catdoor
Each lord needs surgery (why'd they leap so high?)
and five rings? (surely just one ring would do)
now you've spent a lot of money and I
hope that you will understand
coz I just got you a teacup
don't be terribly upset
now I dunno what to get rid of first
maybe the homeless would like calling birds
I could give the turtle doves to the zoo
would they take eleven piping dudes too?
Sounds like it's best to be
with you, so...
I gotta feeling we're through
no longer that into you
Just leave the maids - toodle-oo
and I hope...
you can erase that tattoo
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