Song Parodies -> Psycho-analysed
| Original Song Title: | "Bette Davis Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | Kim Carnes |
| Parody Song Title: | "Psycho-analysed" |
| Parody Written by: | Stuart McArthur |
This OS has the most laboured rhyme of all time "She's precocious, and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush" - and deserves to be parodied for that alone....Original Song available here
Her hair was oh-so-old
but then she realised
it's coz her mum was cold -
she's been psycho-analysed
She cared not what she did
until her shrink advised
not to indulge her id -
she's been psycho-analysed
If she dates you
she'll castrate you
even free assoc-i-ate you
She's EGO-cious
and she's fragil-istic, sex-pi-ali-docious
She just
seems so very...
VERY wise, now she's...
psycho-analysed
said she enjoys a "whip"
(she really meant "surprise")
she took this Freudian slip
'n had it psycho-analysed
and now she's all clued up
she studies Desp/Housewives
coz they're just sitting ducks
to be psycho-analysed
In her dreams she
gets all steamy
when they feature Steve Buscemi
He disguuuusts her!
but she thinks that he reminds her of her pastor
but there's much MORE to...
theorise, til it's
psycho-analysed
She would rather
bonk her father
though his "playful" habits scarred her
It's confusing
and she really needs to BUT she can't accuse him
Her superego's been supersized
from being...
psycho-analysed
If she dates you...
she'll deflate you...
emasculate you
(she's been psycho-analysed)
Surely "toe thrush"...
even "dough brush"...
are better rhymes than "pro blush"
(t'which Kim would even testify)
(fade)
but then she realised
it's coz her mum was cold -
she's been psycho-analysed
She cared not what she did
until her shrink advised
not to indulge her id -
she's been psycho-analysed
If she dates you
she'll castrate you
even free assoc-i-ate you
She's EGO-cious
and she's fragil-istic, sex-pi-ali-docious
She just
seems so very...
VERY wise, now she's...
psycho-analysed
said she enjoys a "whip"
(she really meant "surprise")
she took this Freudian slip
'n had it psycho-analysed
and now she's all clued up
she studies Desp/Housewives
coz they're just sitting ducks
to be psycho-analysed
In her dreams she
gets all steamy
when they feature Steve Buscemi
He disguuuusts her!
but she thinks that he reminds her of her pastor
but there's much MORE to...
theorise, til it's
psycho-analysed
She would rather
bonk her father
though his "playful" habits scarred her
It's confusing
and she really needs to BUT she can't accuse him
Her superego's been supersized
from being...
psycho-analysed
If she dates you...
she'll deflate you...
emasculate you
(she's been psycho-analysed)
Surely "toe thrush"...
even "dough brush"...
are better rhymes than "pro blush"
(t'which Kim would even testify)
(fade)
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EGO-cious? toe thrush/ dough brush? OWCH! Some truly testical-shrinking but goddamn hilarious rhymes there, Stumeister! 555
I'm in no rush to make a pro blush, your rhyming here is so lush. 555
All ziss talk of castration und emasculation --- so, you vish you could have penis-envy, ja? Take 5 Prozac, 5 Zoloft, und 5 Viagra.
Hilarious and more...fives
thanks Kristof - I'm sure you've dated her at some point - I'll revisit all your "ex-girlfriend parodies" to see ;-)
d'oh! wish I'd thought of "no rush".....*reads on*.....d'oh! wish I'd thought of "so lush" - thanks Rick!
(sigh) soooo, just stick with the same-old same-old, then JD? thanks my fellow sigmundophile :-)
thanks AFW
d'oh! wish I'd thought of "no rush".....*reads on*.....d'oh! wish I'd thought of "so lush" - thanks Rick!
(sigh) soooo, just stick with the same-old same-old, then JD? thanks my fellow sigmundophile :-)
thanks AFW
I take it that with "laboured" in the intro here means the same thing as farfetched? Well, if so my money is on the last two lines in this series of rhymes from Eminem's "Superman":
First off you don't know Marshall
At all so don't grow partial
That's ammo for my arsenal
I'll slap you off that bar stool
There goes another lawsuit
First off you don't know Marshall
At all so don't grow partial
That's ammo for my arsenal
I'll slap you off that bar stool
There goes another lawsuit
extra credit for rhyming steamy with buscemi....5s
Yesterday, when I was Jung... awesome job!
Labored rhymes, try "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground:
And there she was, like double cherry pie
Yeah there she was, like disco superfly
Okay, not labored, just crappy, unlike this parody which is excellent. 5s.
And there she was, like double cherry pie
Yeah there she was, like disco superfly
Okay, not labored, just crappy, unlike this parody which is excellent. 5s.
thanks alvin - I was proud of that one :-)
thanks Rex - did you know nothing rhymes with Jung? or Jungian? otherwise he would've scored a mention
yeah, that's a shocker, Red Ant! - and thanks
thanks Rex - did you know nothing rhymes with Jung? or Jungian? otherwise he would've scored a mention
yeah, that's a shocker, Red Ant! - and thanks
Stuart, excellent job of coining words, but it is almost scary how much you know about psycho-analysis. Very good parody.
once upon a time I majored in it at uni, John, not that it helped ;-)
Brilliant job on this one!
(ABC3-P) Oops, I voted this one again. Oh well, it was worth "'nother set of fives". TOS is one of my guilty pleasures, but this parody needed to be done. I might still do "Better Days With Rhymes".
Wow Kim has like the worst voice in the world, sounds like a total chronic smoker.... -cough- -cough- -cough- Great job here Stuart, now where's my stogie?!
(ABC3P) Ooh! Another crazy people parody! Keep 'em coming, I love 'em all!
(ABC) Oh wow--how do I compete with this. . .woah.
(ABC3) Ok, you did lift (unintentionally, no doubt) that "supercali..." line from one of the more well-known BDE parodies (Bruce Baum's"Marty Feldman Eyes"), but you did it 10x better by following all of the song's lyrics to your concept, in the Stuart McArthur style. This is my fave of the comp.
(ABC) Vhat Johnny D zaid above, yes?
"sex-pi-ali-docious" you are one crazy dude ! lovin it 555
Confirmation: I was right not to marry a psych major!----MM
(ABC3P) Really pushing the boundaries of crazy rhyming here, my friend. Outstanding, but of course I'd expect nothing less from you
(ABC) My, my, my...this is one interesting case we've got here! Nice job.
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