-> "Sandy Sandals"
Original Song Title:
"Baggy Trousers"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sandy Sandals"
The Lyrics
Naughty boys in swimming pools performing bombs against the rules
Builders with their noisy tools
renovating local schools
Vinyl seats inside my car
I sit down with bare legs - ARGH!
Trying to remember when to re-apply sunscreen again
oh aint summer sad?
aint nuffing that is 'arf as bad
Getting effin' hot
I lie around and sweat a lot
oh aint summer bad?
reminds me of me poor granddad
sittin' by the fan
and giving attitude
...to Gran
...local kids just irritate
Summer means they stay up late
Must be funny, I suppose
spraying people wif a hose
Insect bites behind my knees
"One more tube of ointment please"
Kitchen gets attacked by ants
Sand gets in my underpants
oh aint summer bad?
The neighbour's wife parades unclad
She looks like Bardot
...does now (not forty years ago)
Summer makes me mad
Are those white things my legs?...egad!
Bought some frozen (oops!)
peas which have now become
pea
soup
great, there's a "Three's Company"
marathon on Pay TV
and the other channel's got
"Roseanne" in a primetime slot
and for each half-naked Jane
there are three half-naked Waynes
and a hundred more semi
-naked girls who shouldn't be
Summer makes me
OUCH!
Me back's stuck to the vinyl couch
I don't sleep a wink
and even all my drinks 'ave drinks
Everyone's undressed
except Jehovah's witnesses
Even now those dudes
still doorknock in their din
-ner
suits!
sandy trousers...
sandy blouses...
sandy showers...
sandy towels...
sandy bowels...
sandy fowls...
sandy kitchens...
sandy britches...
sandywiches...
sandy sandals...
sandy candles...
sandy every-effin'-thing, guvner...
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