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Song Parodies -> "Ooh, baby, baby, I am TIGER!"

Original Song Title:

"Wild World"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Ooh, baby, baby, I am TIGER!"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

They said that when Tiger Woods discovered women, maintaining golf's number 1 status would require some extra effort. So after beating Mickleson last week to reclaim number 1 status, maybe his love life will require some extra effort.
la-la la-la la-la la-la
la...la...la

Now that I've sunk seven 9-foot putts
if you're unimpressed, you're plain nuts
and I dunno what I have to do babe
to impress you babe

ricochet a tee shot off a pole...
will it mental-LY into the hole
but I shouldn't hafta be cajoled...
you know...

coz baby baby I am Tiger
hard not to be
birdied by me

ooh baby baby I am Tiger
don't pull my dri-ver
left-to-right girl

Y'know I've seen a lot of what Vijay can do
Ernie Els is pretty handy too
and Mister Mickelson, he's damned tough girl
almost enough gir-irl
to stop me getting back to
num-ber one
like he kinda thought he
had - it - won
like he's unaware that I'M golf's
fave - rite - son

ooh baby baby I am Tiger
hard to deny
I'm a swingin' guy

ooh baby baby I am Tiger
gimme a bunker
and a good lie, girl

(Instrumental)
la la la la la la la la
baby I'm
Ti - ger - ER!

and if you wanna hole-in-one
wait and see
I might even conjure up an
eagle three
and remember there's a lot of
bog-EYS
out there.......

ooh baby baby I am Tiger
tricky to trap
got no handicap

ooh baby baby I am Tiger
folk say I'm long
that aint just my drive, girl

ooh baby baby I am Tiger
it shouldn't astound
I like to play a round

ooh baby baby I am Tiger
I like an approach!
and a good lie
girl


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John Barry - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
A round of 15.
Guy - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Par 5, 555 yards, 5 under after 5 holes of play. This is about how many fives this is worth. Well done!
Johnny D - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I see, I see…so, Tiger’s Wood makes him a wussy for a pussy that can make his putter flutter?
alvin rhodes - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
nice job turning a cat into a tiger...5s
Kristof Robertson - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Grrrrreat!! (I can't believe no-one else has done this one...) 555
Stuart McArthur - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
hey, Kristof we both posted at the same time - I've just come from yours - thanks for the Grrrrrr, mate

thanks, John....thanks Guy (I'm glad you didn't visualise him on a par 3 hole)

well done, Johnny - perfect :-)

thanks alvin - a cool cat, no less
little lion - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
this is the most subtley dirty song I've ever heard. I will never hear the word "bogey" in the same way again. Well done!
Stuart McArthur - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks little lion - yes it's actually more fun working out how to not say things than saying them, isn't it?
Agrimorfee - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
"I'm THE Tiger" would have been a better refrain, IMHO, but this was good. You scored a birdie.
Jeff Reuben - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Better late than never...entertaining...but I hate that Bob Barker!
Stuart McArthur - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Agri - gee I tossed that decision around, because it's more elegant, but "I'm THE Tiger" is not something our humble Tiger would ever say - not that he would say any of the other stuff either - but maybe you're right......thanks ;-)

always love getting your feedback jeff - thanks mate
Red Ant - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) You used all the golf puns in the parody that I could think of, err wait- would Tiger play ball if there wasn't grass on the field? Nevermind, don't answer that....good parody Stu.
stuart mcarthur - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Red!!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Never seen a golfer TRY to end up in the rough... hilarious idea and plenty o' fine puns, Stu.
Agrimorfee - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) see above
Rick D - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I think you hit one out of the woods with this one.
Kristof Robertson - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nice to visit your bunker again, Stu...
Johnny D - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) (insert golf pun of your choice here) See above!
Saider E. - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) You earned your stripes. It was Ggrr-rreat!
Scathe - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) Admittedly, I've never heard golfing terms used as that kind of euphemism. I guess that makes you more twisted than me. Excellent work.

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