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Song Parodies -> "99 Rubber Boobs"

Original Song Title:

"99 Red Balloons"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nena

Parody Song Title:

"99 Rubber Boobs"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

when I downloaded the lyrics to the OS (which were incompletely translated) I misunderstood the purpose of brackets surrounding a large chunk of German words, which meant I left verse 4 completely out of my earlier submission - so this is the completed 5-verse parody (no need to vote or comment)
You and I in the silicone shop
What can you buy with the money you got?
Save up hard, discip-lun
one by one, both WILL get done
back of shop, a tray tips up
out roll boobs of every cup...(size)
You and I can't believe our eyes
as 99 rubber boobs roll by

99 rubber boobs
rolling through the sliding door
Panic bells, it's red alert
"ATTENTION SURGEONS: STOP YOUR WORK!"
The receptionist, with mouth agape
rushes from behind the drapes
Business will go all pear-shaped
if 99 rubber boobs escape

99 rubber boobs
find the perfect exit route
worry, worry, super-scurry
comes the boss now - in a hurry
"This is what we can't afford!
Down that hill rolls next month's orders!"
Garbage men choke on their pies
as 99 rubber boobs bounce by

T'wards the school the boobs advance
Grade Six gym class wets their pants
Round the bend they enter traffic
looking very pornographic
Through the convent they then roll
mammaries out of control
All the nuns looked quite aghast
as 99 rubber boobs bounce past

(softly)
In the tyre-yard, down the road
In each tyre, a rubber globe
they've stopped bouncing, such a pity
but they all look bruised and gritty
If I COULD grab souvenirs
two I'd pinch for you, my dear
but providence should soon prevail
prepare for next weeks "fake boob discount sale"


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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 61

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2
 3
 
 2   1
 2
 1
 
 3   3
 2
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 4   6
 3
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 5   48
 52
 51
 

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2nz - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I say, good show Stuart. Really enjoyed it, especially the 'advance/pants' couplet and the punchline. I guess there are two silicone valleys now.
alvin rhodes - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
fives....but with 99 boobs, it ain't gonna come out even
Stuart McArthur - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
unless someone starts out odd, alvin
Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I STILL wish I'd thought of this first!
Peregrin - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, the 99th boob was Leila from "Futurama"! Oh, wait, that's an eye isn't it? ha ha
Kristof Robertson - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
The new verse is the best of the lot!! 555 Mr McArthur!
Stuart McArthur - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks again for not thinking of it Johnny - don't know Futurama Peregrin - thanks muchly Kristof :-)
Adagio - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM 5's Very funny, Stuart.
Agrimorfee - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I won't be able to shake the imagery of this song out of my mammary...er, memory. 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Very amusing rhymes and a titillating theme. 5s
Ash - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM.... hahahaha nice job!
Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Guaranteed to win a booby prize if nothing else.
Phil Alexander - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I could have sworn I left a comment here before... something about wanting to see the video, IIRC. Ah.. just read your comment at the top. OIC, now - I was wondering why the vote count was so low :-)
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still has me in stitches...implantastic!
Stuart McArthur - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone. ....yes Phil, you did leave a comment about video which I appreciated very much - then I realised my blunder with verse 4 and I knew I couldn't submit it for SOTM unless it was complete, hence this completed version :-) thanks muchly Kristof!!
Rick D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I feel like a boob for missing this one
Agrimorfee - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM)see above
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Fantastic, Stuart. Especially the gym class verse. I always liked the German version of the original better than the English one - probably because the translation should have been more like THIS.
Stuart McArthur - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff - I liked the German version too, but the English one redeems itself in the way she says "Jet Fight - ERRRRS" - my heart melts - very sexy that Nena (in her bomber jacket and all, walking along that log! - or was that just a dream?)
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It's like I always said: The roads ain't safe anymore!
Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) ROFLMAO!!!
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Um, you can't enter this unless the new verse is in German; sorry.......Just kidding, I agree the new verse is the bre- I mean best one. Great job.
Arwen - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--still love it, Stu...good luck in your first SOTM! (i think...)
martha - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny Stuart .. I liked the Grade 6 verse best ... (SOTM)..could be a winner???
Johnny D - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Peregrin - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Refer above!
Dee Range - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM...fantastic, hilarious...gets my first place vote...Great job, Stuart
Spaff.com - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, yes, Stuart, you got me there. And that breathy final verse - mmmm. I used to watch the video over and over. And then I would dream of rubber boobs.
Stuart McArthur - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
mmm, I would dream of rubbing em
John Jenkins - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good plot and parody. I liked the traffic/pornographic couplet best.
2nz - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
See above, enjoyed it second time around as well.
Meriadoc - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I swear I already voted and commented, but I guess I was hallucinating... Good job - now parody the German version! ;-)
Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Still brilliant! Still one of the best.
Paul Robinson - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Anyone remember "Boobs-A-Lot" from the "Dr. Demento Show" of the early 70's - it was by the "Holy Modal Rounders", I think (not sure if I spelled that correctly)...This was much better...5's...great job...
Stuart McArthur - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks all SOTM October voters/commenters - and for making my first SOTM comp such a rich and entertaining experience - what a great site Chucky! - love you all :-)
OCTOBER 2004 SONG OF THE MONTH SILVER MEDAL - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3009.0;id=2561;image
Spaff.com - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I still love this - wildly creative and unexpected. "Two I'd pinch for you, my dear"- heh heh.
John Jenkins - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Still a great read, especially the grade 6 gym class.
Adagio - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Still makes me laugh!
Guy - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) See comments above.
Kristof Robertson - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) How many comps are you gonna enter this one in, Stu? :-) still a classic....
Agrimorfee - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) see above
Stuart McArthur - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I know, Kristof! My preferences were two others that started with the "(" symbol, but that symbol was ruled ineligible, so it only left me with one choice

- this is only the second comp I've entered it in, though....
Johnny D - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) What Johnny D said.
2nz - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
...and third time around too.
Phil Alexander - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Still funny... say, have you made that video yet?
Jeff Reuben - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Still great, see above =)
Stuart McArthur - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks again, johnny, 2nz, Phil, and Jeff
martha - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
very imaginative and seriously silly.... 5s!!!!
Stuart McArthur - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks martha!
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "#" SILVER MEDAL - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=4367;image
2Eagle - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Get some helium, blow them up and fly 99 boob balloons.
Jim - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol Very Good i love This keep up the good Work
Adagio - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) You've done very, very well on this one boob parody. I've read it again and again with each contest and it just seems funnier. Of course, I already commented and voted, but did again. 5's to the max. That video WOULD look funny!!
S.T.G. - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job
Jeff Reuben - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
BOOB: an old favorite! Still has some bounce in it.
bobpiecheese - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) I guess I'd have a heart attack if 99 rubber boobs came past when I was tring to eat my pie. Brilliant job, Stu.
Dee Range - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I voted this First Place in SOTM, so you know how I feel about it. Fantastic Wet T-Shirt
Matthias - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Wet T-Shirt. Now what exactly can you do with 99 fake boobs? Well, I don't now about you, but I'd have a great time at that "Fake Discount Boob Sale" If everything costs 5 dollars, I'd buy three.
Cat - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) But 99 is an odd number...would the odd one be for a woman who had a mastectomy? Great job and incredibly inventive concept.
Red Ant - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-shirt) Insanely funny work here Stu, no wonder this scored silver in two competitions already. If I may answer Cat's question, the odd one was for the three-breasted girl in the movie Total Recall.
Rick C - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) Here's a nice pair of fives, with an extra thrown in for good measure. Funny one, Stu.
007Nick (games-lyrics.com) - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice work, very funny... I especially love the part "six grade gym class wets their pants". That was hilarious and also true! 455
jaryd - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
where can i download it??
Phil Alexander - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Stu - check out this story: http://www.watoday.com.au/national/storm-in-a-ccup--130000-boobs-lost-at-sea-20081202-6pa5.html

.. kind of like this, but a thousand-fold more :-D
Stuart McArthur - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks for the heads-up Phil, although that story did make the news here as you can imagine - I'm tipping Ralph Magazine and the Somali pirates are up to their necks in this, if not their cleavages :-)

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