-> "99 Rubber Boobs"
Original Song Title:
"99 Red Balloons" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"99 Rubber Boobs"
You and I in the silicone shop
What can you buy with the money you got?
Save up hard, discip-lun
one by one, both WILL get done
back of shop, a tray tips up
out roll boobs of every cup...(size)
You and I can't believe our eyes
as 99 rubber boobs roll by
99 rubber boobs
rolling through the sliding door
Panic bells, it's red alert
"ATTENTION SURGEONS: STOP YOUR WORK!"
The receptionist, with mouth agape
rushes from behind the drapes
Business will go all pear-shaped
if 99 rubber boobs escape
99 rubber boobs
find the perfect exit route
worry, worry, super-scurry
comes the boss now - in a hurry
"This is what we can't afford!
Down that hill rolls next month's orders!"
Garbage men choke on their pies
as 99 rubber boobs bounce by
T'wards the school the boobs advance
Grade Six gym class wets their pants
Round the bend they enter traffic
looking very pornographic
Through the convent they then roll
mammaries out of control
All the nuns looked quite aghast
as 99 rubber boobs bounce past
In the tyre-yard, down the road
In each tyre, a rubber globe
they've stopped bouncing, such a pity
but they all look bruised and gritty
If I COULD grab souvenirs
two I'd pinch for you, my dear
but providence should soon prevail
prepare for next weeks "fake boob discount sale"
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