Song Parodies -> The Goldie Hawn Song
| Original Song Title: | "The Unicorn Song" |
| Original Performer: | Irish Rovers |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Goldie Hawn Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Stuart McArthur |
Where would cinema/TV be today without the ditzy blonde? All were great, but one was the greatest
In the eighty years or more of movie queens
a variety of ditzy blondes have graced our screens
there were Zsa-Zsas, there were Charos, but as sure as your born
the ditziest of all was Goldie Hawn
With their cream applicators, and long-lashed lids
they'd hump their directors just to get more gigs
there were Monroe-types and Mansfield-types but sure as you're born
the ditziest of all was Goldie Hawn
Now, to be a ditzy blonde you need the stamin-a
of Suzanne Somers, Elke Summers, Pame-la...
All were ditzy roses in this field of thorns
but the ditziest of all was Goldie Hawn
with their cream applicators, and long-lashed lids
their stumbling block was accidentally having kids
there were Phoebes, there were Applegates, but sure as your born
the ditziest of all was Goldie Hawn
a variety of ditzy blondes have graced our screens
there were Zsa-Zsas, there were Charos, but as sure as your born
the ditziest of all was Goldie Hawn
With their cream applicators, and long-lashed lids
they'd hump their directors just to get more gigs
there were Monroe-types and Mansfield-types but sure as you're born
the ditziest of all was Goldie Hawn
Now, to be a ditzy blonde you need the stamin-a
of Suzanne Somers, Elke Summers, Pame-la...
All were ditzy roses in this field of thorns
but the ditziest of all was Goldie Hawn
with their cream applicators, and long-lashed lids
their stumbling block was accidentally having kids
there were Phoebes, there were Applegates, but sure as your born
the ditziest of all was Goldie Hawn
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I'm a pacifist, but I'd fight you for Goldie lol. Good job, 5's across
keep your eyes off her - she's mine ! I was a big Laugh-In fan - and she was the best
I don't even know what a "cream applicator" is, but it fit perfectly. Funny stuff.
I don't either Claude - I was hoping nobody would query it !!
Good idea and some good lines, particularly cream applicator, but I would have liked it better if "born" and "Hawn" rhymed.
what? they don't rhyme? born/Hawn? maybe that's an accent thing? here in australia orn/awn have exactly the same sound
yeah, the "your/you're" thing! - d'oh!! (I corrected it once at least)
I thought maybe "your" meant "you are" in Australia... Do "lids" and "gigs" rhyme down there also? Interesting place, I really must visit it... will bring interpreter. :and no jokes 'bout crushing the turtle - that name was from "Nemo"!) :) :) Luv ya, Mate!!
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