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Song Parodies -> "The Goldie Hawn Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Unicorn Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Irish Rovers

Parody Song Title:

"The Goldie Hawn Song"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

Where would cinema/TV be today without the ditzy blonde? All were great, but one was the greatest
In the eighty years or more of movie queens
a variety of ditzy blondes have graced our screens
there were Zsa-Zsas, there were Charos, but as sure as your born
the ditziest of all was Goldie Hawn

With their cream applicators, and long-lashed lids
they'd hump their directors just to get more gigs
there were Monroe-types and Mansfield-types but sure as you're born
the ditziest of all was Goldie Hawn

Now, to be a ditzy blonde you need the stamin-a
of Suzanne Somers, Elke Summers, Pame-la...
All were ditzy roses in this field of thorns
but the ditziest of all was Goldie Hawn

with their cream applicators, and long-lashed lids
their stumbling block was accidentally having kids
there were Phoebes, there were Applegates, but sure as your born
the ditziest of all was Goldie Hawn

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Dee Range - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm a pacifist, but I'd fight you for Goldie lol. Good job, 5's across
Stuart McArthur - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
keep your eyes off her - she's mine ! I was a big Laugh-In fan - and she was the best
Claude Prez - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't even know what a "cream applicator" is, but it fit perfectly. Funny stuff.
Stuart McArthur - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't either Claude - I was hoping nobody would query it !!
John Jenkins - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Good idea and some good lines, particularly cream applicator, but I would have liked it better if "born" and "Hawn" rhymed.
Stuart McArthur - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
what? they don't rhyme? born/Hawn? maybe that's an accent thing? here in australia orn/awn have exactly the same sound
Stuart McArthur - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah, the "your/you're" thing! - d'oh!! (I corrected it once at least)
Tommy, not Crush, Turtle, Thank Goodness - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought maybe "your" meant "you are" in Australia... Do "lids" and "gigs" rhyme down there also? Interesting place, I really must visit it... will bring interpreter. :and no jokes 'bout crushing the turtle - that name was from "Nemo"!) :) :) Luv ya, Mate!!

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