Song Parodies -> Eva Loves Mavis

Original Song Title:	"Viva Las Vegas!"
Original Performer:	Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:	"Eva Loves Mavis"
Parody Written by:	Stuart McArthur

"Mavis" is an unfortunate name for a teenage undergraduate, so it's lucky she's got Eva there to hug and kiss her all over - btw "LUG" is a street acronym for "lesbians until graduation" (the OS will play in a new window if you right-click here )

Hi
we're
ditzy young 'n sexy girls
we are EACH each one's desire!
It's a whole lotta fun in "LUG"-lesbian world
a
world t'which we aspire!
there are other pretty women - WE do not care
we're shampooing
each other's hair
a'gigglin and a'smoochin all the time, coz we're
(we're)
Eva and Mavis!
Eva and Mavis!

How - I - wish - that - there was more
time for stroking and fondling in a day-y
imagine if there was time galore
...t'french-kiss one another (hooray!)
we are vegan,
do yoga and we like to share
we love to touch each oth-er
...every-where
best of all's the kissing (and we DO kiss there)
Eva loves Mavis!
Eva loves Mavis!

Eva and Mavis have in-
ternal plumbing, so there's no disgusting coming
just
nice soft dry smooth flesh

Eva and Mavis, like k.d....or Madonna
and Cin-dy!...and/or Sandra
and like Ellen, BUT...
most definitely not Anne Heche

we're gonna KISS in the sun coz it's a whole lotta fun
then go un-derwear shopping all day-y
we abhor all men, ooh-we
always hate THEM but they are
COOOL
if they are gay-y

we-eee've...
got more pandas than the Olsen twins
tATu are gross! (we can out-kiss them)
Mischa from The O.C. is a ten-outa-ten, yah!
Eva loves Mavis
Eva loves Mavis
Eva loves Mavis
Eva!
Eva!
loves Mavis!

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Adagio - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

The pacing was very good, but I really didn't care for the subject.

alvin rhodes - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

viva lesbians

Matthias - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Did a lot of studying for this one Stuart???? 8P''''

Michael Pacholek - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Well, of course Eva Longoria loves Mavis Staples! She's a great singer! Wait... that's not what you meant? Uh-oh... Gives a whole new meaning to "I'll Take You There"...

John Barry - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

I like your Sapphic satire.

Dee Range - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Stu, I just moved to Vegas, and can't find a lesbian anywhere. J/K, there are three on my bed as we speak, auditioning for my upcoming Viva Las Lesbos musical production, coming to internet monitors all over the world soon :-D. Hard song to pace, and you nailed it, mate. Loved the subject, and would expound more, but Madonna and Brittney are demanding attention, so gotta run. High 5's

AFW - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Top job, funny concept and content

Stuart McArthur - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks Pat - er, you do realise that what I'm lampooning here are those stupid straight girls who PRETEND to be lesbians, either to shock, or to try to get some street cool - like those tATu girls - I certainly didn't aim to offend anyone (but them)

thanks alvin and Matthias and MP (nice going on finding a real-life Mavis, MP!):-)

thanks for picking up the satirical tone, JAB, and how cool is that word 'Sapphic' !

LOL Dee! Yes, Sandra Bernhard must've been DEVASTATED when Madonna passed her over for Britney (maybe she could hook up with Portia) - thanks mate! (and cannot WAIT for my express delivery of Viva Las Lesbos!

thanks AFW :-)

Adagio - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Oh, Stu...I didn't know straight girls pretended....I thiught it was just the 'bi's trying to be in by pretending. I think from now on with yours I'll just vote straight 5's and say "good job...fill in the blanks____" lol.

TJC - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

What a hoot! No coming/internal plumbing! Great

Stuart McArthur - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

ha, well Pat (and to also answer Matthias's question) um, no, I HAVEN'T done a lot of study on this topic, so I don't really know what I'm talking about at all really, except that I remember it being revealed that the tATu girls were definitely straight, and I also know that gay women have always despised LUGs, pretty understandably...

Stuart McArthur - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks TJC for reading "my,well,nice" parody ;-)

Peregrin - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Good one Stu. Alvin said what I wanted to :)

Stuart McArthur - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks Pip!

Kristof Robertson - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment

Damn you, McArthur! I've been working on my Elvis lesbian parody for 3 days now...no, seriously; I have......ah well, this was an absolute treat. I've been trying to come up with a good title spin on VLV for ages, but I doubt it would be as good as this wangdoozler! 555+

Stuart McArthur - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment

ha! I knew it! that's why I rushed mine through! j/k - thanks Kristof - I thought it would be straightforward, pacing-wise, but sheesh!

tomario - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment

DEC:- lot work in this one well done

bobpiecheese - September 16, 2006 - Report this comment

(Decathlon - Event 3) At first I was wondering what the hell the title meant when I read it, but now that I've read the parody...you are one sick little bastard. You do know that, don't you?! Anyways, well done!

Jeff Reuben - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment

No Anne Heche? Oh well. I didn't get the pretending part, but enjoyed it before reading those comments anyway. I guess the parody works both ways, so to speak =)

Kristof Robertson - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment

(DEC3) See above...I repeat, WANGDOOZLER!!!

Johnny D - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment

(Decathlon) Awww, that's sweet ... ;-)

Arwen - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment

Decathlon...I was sure I wasn't the only one who was thinking of Eva Longoria...good thing Mister Pacholek and I think alike! =)

Josh 2 - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment

a parody about lesbians? you auto win, 5s

Agrimorfee - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment

(ABC4) This was funny and over (on) top!

Matthias - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment

As hot as ever!!!

Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment

(ABC4) "tATu are gross! (we can out-kiss them)" was interesting. You know something interesting about that group is that neither one is gay, they were doing it as a publicity stunt, which is unfortunate because "All The Things She Said" has to be the most direct support for lesbian song ever released. "ooh-we always hate THEM but they are COOOL if they are gay-y" Intriguing yes. . .

bobpiecheese - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment

(ABC4) And to think I nearly forgot about this little gem! Brilliant!

Mikey Squirrel - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment

ABC- I had a gay ol' time. No seriously- I love the title sub, and being an average hot-blooded heterosexual male, I'd have to say the subject matter was very intriguing. Very good work, Stu.

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Song Parodies -> Eva Loves Mavis

"Viva Las Vegas!"

Elvis Presley

"Eva Loves Mavis"

Stuart McArthur

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