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Song Parodies -> "It's Not A Fake Tan"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not In Love"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"It's Not A Fake Tan"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

Sure, John Kerry might LOOK like he's been using fake tanning lotion, but I'm SURE he's got a more macho explanation - over to you, John....
It's not a fake tan!
so just forget it
it's just a healthy face I'm glowing through
and just because...
I've gone bright orange
don't get me wrong - don't think I rubbed it on
it's not a fake - oh no
it's for real

I like to wear
these summer mittens
they hide a nasty stain that's lying there
so don't you ask me
to take them off
I know you know the nasty stain's not orange too
it's not a fake - oh no
it's for real

I like to lie in
the midday sun
for six or seven hours - every day
so there's your answer
don't make a fuss
don't tell your friends I've been ridicul-us
It's not a fake - oh no
it's for real

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