-> "Please Invest!"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Parody Song Title:
Acquiesce to this request
If you need me sir, I'll be your servant - you deserve the best
Buy some funds
Buy some shares
You'll become a millionaire!
I sold Paris to the Hiltons
from that king of junk, Mike Milken
Wealth he had
then lost half
but he's having the last laugh
and of all the laughs, the last one is the best
Go on give ME your income
I will BE fair dinkum!
I have found are safe and sound
If the market's down you mustn't frown, it quickly turns around
If it's dead, and you're scared
Try instead to keep your head
Donald Trump just sat there waitin'
while the bankers saved his bacon
There's a man
selling trans-atlantic spam
and a fastfood multi-national's impressed
You'll see each BUCK you - send - him
triple! (luck depending)
and I stress
he'll respect, it's manifest!
Life's not so exciting
when the stupid rich aren't biting
when my argy-barge falls largely on deaf ears
Ah, I miss those hot-shots from the eighties...
All of them are doing twenty years
Now ALL are selfish misers
thanks to clued-up wealth advisers
who not only want, but READ, prospectus-es!
Most days I just play with my
starting to go crazy
You walked in - and oops a daisy!
From your nest-egg let me wrest
bags of moolah, hallelujah!
You'll be blessed (my dear conquest)
What? the spill...
from that will...
means you're worth two hundred mill?
You're a multi-millionaire? (excuse me WHILE I punch the AIR!!)
that war-chest to my bequest
for fiduci-ary tax-avoidance schemes
please sink your DENtures, new
into debentures, you
p'raps at best,
just a guess,
(will eradicate my debts...)
Read this text!
this defector's in a mess
No he isn't from Nigeria! (he's slightly to the west)
an account for a direct
transfer - I'll do it by email
but I'll need your banking details
your detai-ls to a mate
who is living under House...er, Buch!...arest
You'll see each DIME you send him
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