I'm delighting all the sheiks
with my antics in the sheets
and the morals that I worshipped have all gone
and the dudes all get turned on
when I whisper "You're King Kong"
coz the path to riches sits here in my thong

They tip big bucks for my carnal contribution
"take a bow" is my revenue solution
smile and grin at the world I get for free
pick up my pool-towel and stay
just like yesterday
then I get on my knees and play
I must get nude again

The job it had to come
I had tried to play it dumb
but I couldn't pay my bill, so compromised
but the world looks just the same
and my outlook hasn't changed
coz it's just a well-paid job in these here eyes

they said please make a room-SERVICE contribution
promised me - I'd avoid prosecution
smile and grin as I do my dirty deeds
drink at the pool bar - don't pay
just like yesterday
then I put on my joy buffet
I must get nude again
no no

At first I just went along for the ride
then I happened to enjoy the upside
stroke their comb-overs and smile at the sky
though I know, that my moans and SIGHS - are a lie

It's pretty easy work
it comes with lots of perks
and the hotel staff enjoy my company
there's parties on the left
there's parties on the right
I feel like I'm a real celebrit-y

They tip big bucks for my carnal contribution
aint no sign of divine retribution
smile and grin at how easy it's become
I just simply beaver away
just like yesterday
time to get on my knees and play
I must get nude again

MUST GET NUDE AGAIN!

no, no