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Song Parodies -> "Penthouse Mugazine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Penthouse Mugazine"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

Hi folks, it's me, Ringo...........Down in Liverpool y'know, it's not all that excitin'........after Thomas The Tunk-Engine tunked, I've not had mooch to do really...

Into town
went I and bought
from the nearest
newsagency

coupla pens
and um a book
and a Penthouse
mugazine

Then I went
down to the creek
where I hoped I
would not be seen

But there's twent
-y other geeks
with their Penthouse
mugazines


We all hid with our
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines

We all flipped through our
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines


and we all......
really adored
Jill from Cork on page
44

and the hand......
began to play

(air trombone:)
bubba barump barump barump!
bubba barump barump barump!


We augmented our
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines

We cemented our
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines


At the end......
of this 'ere moonth
every one of us
is filthy keen

for more pens
and um, er, um......
(that new Penthouse
mugazine)


We all live for the
Penthouse mugazine
Penthouse mugazine
Penthouse mugazine

We're all Live - erpool's
Penthouse devotees
see us if you please
in newsagencies

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Matthias - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny Stuart. Almost funny enough to be in MAD Mugazine, wait that one doesn't work... Oh well...
Timmy1000 - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny! There's always a need for a couple of other small things and oh by the way, the mugazine.
alvin - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
and the hand began to play....lmao
McKludge - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Peace and Luv, Peace and Luv, and Fives.
TJC - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Perfectly formed, hilariously shocking... sexceded my, Hef's and Hoff's sexpectations!!!
Tim Hall - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job!
Stuart McArthur - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks Matthias - it's a teenage boy rite-of-passage the day he graduates from Mad to Penthouse

thanks Timmy - we're all guilty your honour ;-)

thanks alvin, McKludge and Tim

thanks TJC - and by all accounts those are hard sexpectations to sexceed - lol
Phil Alexander - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
:-)

...security code 7pm ... it's a bit later than that, though
Kristof Robertson - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
An absolute "why didn't I think of that?" parody. Had me cackling from beginning to end....especially augmented/cemented.....f'ing hilarious, mate! 555+
AFW - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Great sub for submarine...Penthouse is more fun to look at. anyway...
Peregrin - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Great stuff, although now I can't change pages on my PC, they seem to be stuck...!
MrMacphisto - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
One of today's best... 5-5-5
Stuart McArthur - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks Phil - it's 11.55pm on Ringo's career, sadly

thanks Kristof - just like old times this is!

thanks Peregrin - some lemon juice and goanna oil can fix that
Stuart McArthur - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks MrMacphisto :-)
Invisible Boy - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Missed this yesterday, Stu. It's so good to see you.
Of course this is great and funny. It's often the simple "why didn't I think of that" ideas that make the best parodies.
I kept thinking there was something wrong with your "a" key...but I think I've got it now
Dee Range - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
You forgot to mention those of us who buy it just for the articles....they DO have articles, don't they? Triple xxx 5's for this master....piece!
MadameCupCakes - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
derRingo makes this whole nasty scene, funny, General McArthur, ~ Awesome Commander o'Allied Fires DownUdder~
Leo Keough - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm so late getting around to this - "and the hand began to play" has got to be the funniest punchline I've read since I started posting here!!! 555!!!
Mark Scotti - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
The centerfold is looking very 5 like!!!
Jeff Reuben - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Don't need to see the video for this one :) Funny song about our childhood :) Best line had to be "bubba barump barump barump!"
Matthias - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
A snorefest of a OS, but a pretty good parody and it's good to see you back Stuart I liked the line, "And the hand... began to play"
kevin - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
its so hard... to think of things to say with so many comments butt..... vey good job on this damn i wish i wrote that song
Glen S - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Every one of us (every one of us)
Has all we need (Has stuff to read)
And now I can't think of a way to rhyme 'read the articles' while we're in our cubicles getting testy calls.

Well played, Stu. I like the limitations of the line length in this OS, and you used what space you had well
Claude Prez - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Is it also a rite-of-passage to graduate from Penthouse to, like, Reader's Digest (LARGE PRINT EDITION)? Really funny and well-written, Stu; always a treat to read one of yours. And for some reason, "Jill from Cork" made me laugh.
Pensworth - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Well I like a lot of beatles tunes, but not familiar with this one... or with the parody material for that matter (haha).
bobpiecheese - March 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pacing was absolutely tight as hell, and a quick Google clued me in to what the hell Penthouse Magazine is (though I did kinda guess from the parody itself). Great parody (no surprise), Stu!
Max Power - March 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Great
Below Average Dave - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) well, it was a good title sub, Liked the page 44 rhyme, just please don't do that near my place:)
Arwen - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM...I think you have to be a guy to appreciate this fully, Stu. =) Excellent pacing...and some images that I never would have allowed into my brain otherwise... ; ) Nice work.
Invisible Boy - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Fum to read again.
the simple "um" in line six made me laugh just now...like I can hear you as a young teen at the checkout counter
You handled what could have been a sticky subjest very well

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