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There are 92 misheard song lyrics for Alice Cooper on amIright currently.

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"Brutal Planet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christian face and Chris DeBurgh
Original Lyrics:
Christian flesh and Christian blood
"Brutal Planet"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is where all good begins.
Original Lyrics:
This is where our death begins.
"Burning Our Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I might lose my mind
Maybe I might lose my hair
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I might lose my mind
Maybe I might lose my head
"Department Of Youth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pumpkin on you
Original Lyrics:
Department of youth
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a priest's ass gone to town
Original Lyrics:
I'm a priest that's gone to town
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your ass differs (deface or defies) my smoke and barrel
Your ass dead as a desert night
Original Lyrics:
You're as stiff as my smoking barrel
You're as dead as a desert night
"Eighteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Aunt Bea and I don't know what I want
I'm Aunt Bea, I just don't know what I want
I'm Aunt Bea, I gotta get away.
Original Lyrics:
I'm eighteen and I don't know what I want
Eighteen, I just don't know what I want
Eighteen, I gotta get away.
"Eighteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the A-team, don't know what I want
A-team! Don't know what I want
A-team, I gotta get away.
Original Lyrics:
I'm eighteen and I don't know what I want
Eighteen, I just don't know what I want
Eighteen, I gotta get away.
"Elected" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy New Year!
Original Lyrics:
Hallelujah!
"Elected" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I been to the deli in a gold Rolls Royce.
Original Lyrics:
I'm yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce.
"Elected" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a lettuce.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be elected.
"Elected" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a lettuce.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be elected.
"Elected" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be electric.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be elected.
"Elected" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be your lady.
or
I want to be electric.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be elected.
"Elected" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've always been cruel.
Original Lyrics:
I've always been cool.
"Elected" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids wanna save ya, it don't mean a thing.
Original Lyrics:
Kids want a savior, don't need a fake.
"Elected" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rah brothers rah to the rules that I make
Original Lyrics:
We're all gonna rock to the rules that I make
"Feed My Frankenstein"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet my libido
He's a silo
Original Lyrics:
Meet my libido
He's a psycho
"Feed My Frankenstein"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piece of cycle
Original Lyrics:
He's a psycho.
"Feed My Frankenstein"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my Frankenstein?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you feed my Frankenstein?
"Go to Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd gift wrap a leper and mail it to your aunt Jane.
You'd even force-feed a guy a bit of Cocandycane
Original Lyrics:
You'd gift wrap a leper and mail it to your aunt Jane.
You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane
"Halo Of Flies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed the oceans of your womancy.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed the oceans where no one could see.
"Halo Of Flies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be living in old Monte Carlo
and you will be reading the secrets of soul
or
I will be lulling with almighty colour
if you will be dreaming the secrets of soul
or
I will be lulling with almighty colour
if you will be dreaming the secrets of soul
Original Lyrics:
I will be living in old Monte Carlo
And you will be reading the secrets I sold
"Halo Of Flies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the answers to all of your questions
if you've got the meaning to take me and go
Original Lyrics:
I've got the answers to all of your questions
if you've got the money to pay me in gold
"Halo Of Flies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to watch
People into a lifeboat.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a watch
That turns into a lifeboat.
"Halo Of Flies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't tell me your plans
You never will understand.
Original Lyrics:
And counterfeit plans
You never will understand.
"Halo Of Flies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You look like you're in another world
But I'm convinced you're mine
Original Lyrics:
You look like you're in another world
But I can read your mind
"Halo Of flies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glimmering winecards,
voices taking progress,
silence around and the king of my shoe.
Original Lyrics:
Glimmering nightgowns
and poisonous cobras,
silencer under the heel of my shoe.
"Halo Of flies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't tell me your plans
You never will understand
Original Lyrics:
And fantastic plans
You never will understand
"Halo of Flies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cross the ocean of your womancy
Original Lyrics:
I crossed the ocean where no one could see
"Halo of Flies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a watch that turns into a lightning bolt.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a watch
That turns into a lifeboat.
"Halo of flies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And fantastic plans
You never will understand
Original Lyrics:
And counterfeit plans
You never will understand
you have the real lyric wrong
"Hey, Stoopid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head low, take it slow
You ain't livin' in a video
You're flying low with a high philosophy.
Original Lyrics:
Bey Bro, take it slow
You ain't livin' in a video
You're flying low with a high velocity.
"How You Gonna See Me Now?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm waiting for a welcome sign
Like a snowball in the snow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm waiting for a welcome sign
Like a hobo in the snow.
"How You Gonna See Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How you gonna see me now?
Please don't say I'm ugly, babe
Original Lyrics:
How you gonna see me now?
Please don't see me ugly, babe
"I Love The Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the dead before they are culled
They're brewing flesh for me to hold.
Original Lyrics:
I love the dead before they are cold
Their bluing flesh for me to hold.
"I Never Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is burnin'
It ain't never been high
Original Lyrics:
My heart's a virgin
It ain't never been tried
"I Never Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's a burgeoning
It ain't never been high
Original Lyrics:
My heart's a virgin
It ain't never been tried
"I'm Your Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bulls*** bullets
Original Lyrics:
Push and pull it.
"I'm Your Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the trigger, I get n*****.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the trigger, I get bigger.
"Long Way To Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's keeping us apart is that selfish nurse.
Original Lyrics:
What's keeping us apart isn't selfishness.
"Man Of The Year"
Misheard Lyrics:
I banged Madonna.
or
I made Madonna.
Original Lyrics:
I make Madonna faint.
"No More Mr Nice Guy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No more is the night sky
Original Lyrics:
No more Mr Nice Guy
"No More Mr Nice Guy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
the Reverend Sippy recognized me,
Original Lyrics:
the Reverend Smith,
He recognized me,
"Only Women Bleed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys all of the time don't spend a dime clean up at crime.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes all of the time don't spend a dime clean up this grime
"Only Women Bleed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely women bead.
Original Lyrics:
Only women bleed.
"Only Women Bleed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a winter's eve
Original Lyrics:
Only women bleed.
"Only Women Bleed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only wait and bleed
Original Lyrics:
Only women bleed.
"Only Women Bleed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only willingly
Only willingly.
Original Lyrics:
Only women bleed
Only women bleed.
"Only Women Bleed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only women be, only women plead
Original Lyrics:
Only women bleed, only women bleed
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boysland
Original Lyrics:
Poison
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a breakfast chain.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna break these chains.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to chase you
but your lips are feminist poison
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste you
but your lips are venomous poison
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste you, but your lips aren't there and it's poison.
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste you, but your lips are venomous poison.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste you
But your lips are better as poisoned.
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste you
But your lips are venomous poison.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste you
But your lips are feminist poison.
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste you
But your lips are venomous poison.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
One look, good kill
Original Lyrics:
One look could kill.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your boy's in
Original Lyrics:
You're poison
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your boyfriend
Boyfriend running through my brain.
Original Lyrics:
Your poison
Your poison running through my veins.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cruel demise
Your bloodshot eyes
Original Lyrics:
Your cruel devise
Your blood, like ice
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your poison run in though my legs.
Original Lyrics:
Your poison running through my veins.
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on bread
Original Lyrics:
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
you're blond
Original Lyrics:
your blood
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
...and we got no incense; we can't even pick up a barrel at nine
Original Lyrics:
...and we got no innocence; we can't even think of a word that rhymes
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clean my locker, wreck it all!
Original Lyrics:
We might not go back at all!
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more fences, no more tools.
No more t-shirts, dirty rules.
Original Lyrics:
No more pencils, no more books.
No more teachers' dirty looks.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more lessons
No more books
No more techers
Dirty rocks.
Original Lyrics:
No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's
Dirty looks.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more teachers, dirty looks
or
No more teachers, dirty laundry
or
No more teachers, dirty laundry
Original Lyrics:
No more teacher's dirty looks
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out for summer, out 'til fall
Clean my locker, had it all.
Original Lyrics:
Out for summer, out 'til fall
We might not come back at all.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out for summer, out 'til fall
We might knock 'em, black and tall
Original Lyrics:
Out for summer, out 'til fall
We might not come back at all.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out for summer, out to bore
Really light, girl, ad-gay-or!
Original Lyrics:
Out for summer, out 'til fall
We might not come back at all.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sauerkraut for supper
Original Lyrics:
School's out for summer.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
School's out come recess
Original Lyrics:
School's out completely
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
School's out for Emma
Original Lyrics:
School's out for summer.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
School's out with feeling
School, out, carn-evil
Original Lyrics:
School's out with fever
School's out completely.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
School's out, come leave it.
Original Lyrics:
School's out completely.
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Schools belong to meatheads
Original Lyrics:
School's been blown to pieces
"School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's got Osama?
Original Lyrics:
School's out for summer.
"Spark In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Palki letyat
Original Lyrics:
Spark in the dark
Palki letyat means 'the sticks are flying' in Russian.
"Teenage Frankenstein"
Misheard Lyrics:
The loco freak with the twisted mind
Original Lyrics:
The local freak with the twisted mind
"The Awakening" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Following a trail of crimson
Spots that lead me to the knife.
Original Lyrics:
Following a trail of crimson
Spots that lead into the night.
"The Black Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black with a baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm black widow baby
"The Black Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no pledge of allegiance to
The black widow
Original Lyrics:
We're all humanary stew
If we don't pledge allegiance to
The black widow
"Under My Wheels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let me be the one to leave you home
Original Lyrics:
Old lady sends me packing leaving home
"Under My Wheels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm driving in my car now, and it's a pay phone
Original Lyrics:
I'm driving in my car now, anticipatin' fun
"Unholy War"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unholy whore
Original Lyrics:
Unholy war
"Wicked Young Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Acoustic heavy metal beat
Original Lyrics:
A goose-step heavy metal beat
"Wicked Young Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am delicious, young man.
Original Lyrics:
I am a vicious young man.
"You Drive Me Nervous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say I'm gonna bugger myself,
and run away
Original Lyrics:
You say I'm gonna pack up my stuff,
I'm gonna run away
"You and Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I sell the SweeTARTS that's just enough for me
Original Lyrics:
And I tell you sweetheart that's just enough for me

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