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ALICE COOPER - Dec. 25, 1945 - Nov. 29, 2018 .. R.I.P. .. (Oops. I've just been informed; ALICE COOPER IS STILL ALIVE! That's IMPOSSIBLE!)

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

Alice Cooper was expected to go out on a blind date last night, but things didn't turn out very well. Alice's date, Jonathan, said "I wanted to meet Alice Cooper last night, and I DID, but I was extremely disappointed. He wasn't what I expected at ALL!! I thought it would be a FEMALE."

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

Several of the acts at the 2016 Grammys were repulsive horror shows. Another one was Alice Cooper.

- Submitted by: Amanda

What happened when the police arrested Alice Cooper? They put Alice in chains.

- Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

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