I'm so ashamed what I said 'bout your daughter
If our friendship ends, that's how it goes
When I said something I didn't ought ta
'Cause the smell that assaulted my nose

2-3-4
Tell the people what she wore

She wore an
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
So eye-watering, I couldn't see
An icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Like a chemical WMD

I have nothing at all against babies
I've even had some of my own
But that smell was like brimstone from Hades
Makes me thankful that mine now have grown

2-3-4
Please don't close the patio door

Because that
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
It's so fetid I hardly can breathe
So change that yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
If you don't, sorry, I'll have to leave

Then you asked me if *I'd* change that nappy
And I thought "What ridiculous cheek"
And I tried, though I was not too happy
'Cause she hadn't been changed for a week

2-3-4
Hold your nose and don't say "phooar"

Take off that
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Find your hands getting covered in poo
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Try to clean up, it's sticking like glue


2-3-4
D'Oh! She's crawling round the floor

Without her
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Find your hands getting covered in poo
Icky yucky sticky crappy seriously pooey nappy
Try to clean up, it's sticking like glue

Take the effluent and nappy
Tie it in a bag somehow
Then the bag gets sent to landfill
And the smell is gone.. for now
(sniff, sniff) Aaah..